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Wacka

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  1. All you from Lockport to Depew

    Amherst and East Aurora too

    Go in and fetch your bowling shoes

    We'll do the Cheektowaga Polka

     

    It's just a tumble to the left

    And then a stumble to the right

    For tonight in the moonlight

    We do the Cheektowaga Polka

     

    (chorus)

    Oh, we will dance through Cheektowaga

    Through the bars of Lackawana

    Up the coast to Tonawanda

    We will polka all night long and

    Then nothing can go wrong

    When we hear our favorite song

    The Cheektowaga Polka

     

    Get off the couch you tub of lard

    Tonight we're going to party hard

    With our flamingos in our yard

    To the Cheektowaga Polka

     

    (chorus-sung with a swingin'groove der)

     

    (spoken) Oh Larry, I can just see it now. You play the Cheektowaga Polka on the radio and we become famous. I can just see us dancing on Broadway...near Union Road.

     

    Go put a six pack on the ice

    Tonight we'll find some girls real nice

    And polka down to paradise

    Doing the Cheektowaga Polka

     

    Oh, we will dance through Cheektowaga

    Through the bars of Lackawana

    Up the coast to Tonawanda

    We will poke ya all night long

    As if nothing can go wrong

    And we'll hear our favorite song

    The Cheektowaga Polka

     

    (spoken)Nice ending der boys-get a cold one.

  2. Will you lib parrots please finally lay off your Halliburton mantra?

     

    Halliburton got no bid contracts under Clinon as well.

     

    It's on the factcheck.org page ( can't get to it right now).

     

    Cheney deferred some of his pay for the late 90's over 5 years. This was in his contract and did it before he was VP. That is the money he is getting. It was for his work in the 90's. He got money for bonuses based on their earnings. The last of these he got in 2001, after he became VP because the amount of profits was not known until after he was inaugurated. To make sure decisions of the administration did not affect his income one way or the other, he took out an insurance policy (cost-$15K) to be sure that he was paid this deferred pay if administration policies harmed Haliburton and caused them to go bankrupt. Stock he had was sold and any options he had coming were put into an irrevokable trust for a charity (possibly $8M). Nothing the admin can do will affect Chenewy's income.

     

    The subsidiary that is in Iraq is losing money on these contracts.

     

    Of course, the libs ignore all of this - facts suck.

  3. I was lucky enough to see him at the MGM Grand about 5 years ago. Fantastic! He was already about 76 at the time. Came out and did 40 minutes straight- no stopping for even a drink of water! took a swig and did 20 minutes more. Showed a few clips from Caddyshack and some of his other movies and did 20 more minutes. Side splitting funny- just a little bit dirtier than on TV. Held off on his signature line until the last 20 minutes and did at least 5 minutes of those. The wiping the sweat was not a bit, he really did sweat that much.

    Discovered a lot of famous comics at his place in NYC.

     

    Like I said, I'm glad I got to see him live.

  4. Have you ever seen the South Park episode where they spend the entire show busting on Barbra Streisand? I think they had a picture of her in each corner of the TV and called it "Spooky Vision" or something like that.

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    That was their Halloween show one year. They detest Babs. See the Mecha-Streisand episode.

    They've also savaged Rob Reiner and Janet Reno among others.

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