Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a
drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while,
the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits,
and paint naked.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from
the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and
shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into
the
room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"