BarkLessWagMore Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Oh man i'm in tears laughing over that one. +1. Nice work Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNootz Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Wrote the first words that came to mind... I'm sorry if it sucks. Take Me Home - Abbott Rd. (John Denver's Country Roads) Almost had it. Inept Offense. No balls coaching. Defense bent than broke. This **** is old here Playoffs just a memory. Johnson, Losman, Edwards God I miss Kelly. Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. All this traffic, going nowhere. Minor accident, freakin female driver. I'm feeling crusty, tear drop in my eye Why did we have to punt it? Thanks god, next week is a bye! Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. We made some noise Even had a beer poured on me My wife calls to remind me to buy tampons on the way And drivin down the road I get a feelin That I should have stayed home today, yes today Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home.. Abbot Rd. Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Updated version... Bye, Bye Super Bowl Dream A long, long time ago I can still remember How the Bills used to make me smile And I knew if we had one more chance That Marv could make our fans dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But now the Bills make me shiver With every loss they deliver Bad news on the doorstep I can’t watch one more rep I can't remember if I cried When that kick sailed right wide But something touched me deep inside The day the dream died So bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Did you watch without saying God Almighty And do you have faith or close your eyes tightly If ole Ralphie tells you so And do you believe in running the ball Can running save Trent from a fall And can blocking be done by a bunch of rookies Well I know that Dickie J will not gamble 'Cause why else punt instead of scramble You knew it was 4th and one And our defense is just done Man that Lee sure can run And Freddy is lots of fun But Trent holsters his gun The day the dream died I started singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Now for ten years we've been a joke And Ralphie’s team knows how to choke But that's not how it used to be When Kelly played for Marv and Bill In the K-Gun that gave us such a thrill The stadium rocked, cause of you and me Oh and while the Raiders were looking around Kelly led the Bills to holy ground 51-3 and the game was adjourned This biggest win was returned And while Kelly sat one out Frank Reich proved more than stout The Greatest Comeback left no doubt The day the dream died We were singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team T.O. ran his mouth in a summer swelter No huddle offense was helter skelter The players tried for a forward pass And Trent landed hard on the grass 2 and 21 against winners and falling fast With Dickie J, our success was not meant to last Monday Night we had a chance Leodis took the ball and tried to dance Smack! Boom! It’s a fumble, Our team began to crumble ‘Cause our players tried to take the field The opponents just refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the dream died We started singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Oh in there we were all in one place But the Bills were such a disgrace Ralphie’s got no time left to start again So come on Trent be nimble, Trent be quick Trent just threw another pick Ralphie is Dickie’s only friend Oh and as I watched them try to engage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No football coach born in hell Could break that Dickie J’s spell And as Trent just failed to throw it right And there was no white knight I saw Ralphie laughing with delight The day, the dream died He was singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team I met Jim K who sang the blues And he handed me a bottle of booze And he just turned away I went down to the sacred ground Where I’d heard Shout! years before But Russ B said the music wouldn't play And in the streets the children screamed The fans cried and nobody dreamed But not a word was spoken The magic spell was broken And the three men I cheered most Bruce, Andre and Thurman They were put on the last train for the coast The day, the dream died They were singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Mud Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 Wrote the first words that came to mind... I'm sorry if it sucks. Take Me Home - Abbott Rd. (John Denver's Country Roads) Almost had it. Inept Offense. No balls coaching. Defense bent than broke. This **** is old here Playoffs just a memory. Johnson, Losman, Edwards God I miss Kelly. Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. All this traffic, going nowhere. Minor accident, freakin female driver. I'm feeling crusty, tear drop in my eye Why did we have to punt it? Thanks god, next week is a bye! Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. We made some noise Even had a beer poured on me My wife calls to remind me to buy tampons on the way And drivin down the road I get a feelin That I should have stayed home today, yes today Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home.. Abbot Rd. Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Oh man i'm in tears laughing over that one. It was seriously depressing to look that up, re-read it after five years, and see that although the players change, the song remains the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 It was seriously depressing to look that up, re-read it after five years, and see that although the players change, the song remains the same. Yeah, had to change my reference in American Pie from us sucking for 5 years to 10 years. Just awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Mud Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yeah, had to change my reference in American Pie from us sucking for 5 years to 10 years. Just awful. great job though Bills_fan!......now if the Bills just put out that much effort on Sundays, we would win a few more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giaimo25 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 another one to a jack johnson song "bubble toes" music is here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GiZVcV6RUc My Youtube bills videos are comming soon... It's as simple as something that everyone knows that this team wont win till ralphs dead and cold trent took a big hit when we played the cards now he always checks down too afraid of scars It's as common as something that everyone knows that when its forth and 1 and your down you should go any other coach in their right mind would i just want to smack him with my 3 wood I remember when you and me mmm how we used to be in the hunt now a decade with none But all I wanted was one Jaurons got a whole lot of reasons I cant think of a single one That can justify not leaving Pats game shoulda won but i think we got so many problems Man we got, T.O. going to waste The bills get no commercials But i dreamed this year would be perfect and Our dreams are so related though we're often underestimated It's as simple as something that everyone knows that this team wont win till ralphs dead and cold trent took a big hit when we played the cards now he always checks down too afraid of scars La da da da da da La da da da da da da Well I was thinking tickets to the games should be free As long as jaurons is stealing money I never seen nobody move the way our o-line did Well they did and does and they'll do it again When you move like a jellyfish lynch will get nothing You go with the flow You don't stop Move like a jellyfish Jackson gets nothing You go with the flow You don't stop It's as common as something that everyone knows that when its forth and 1 and your down you should go any other coach in their right mind would i just want to smack him with my 3 wood ralph If you would only listen You might just realize what you're missing You're missing the playoff tree If you would only listen You might just realize what you're missing You're missing the playoff tree everybody now... It's as simple as something that everyone knows that this team wont win till ralphs dead and cold trent took a big hit when we played the cards now he always checks down too afraid of scars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takmwhitey Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 wasting away again in jauronville-searching for that good quarterback play-some people claim that a coach is to blame and i know its my dam fault-yes and some people claim that a coach is to blame-but i know its my own dam fault.margaritaville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Hansen Forever Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Updated version... Bye, Bye Super Bowl Dream A long, long time ago I can still remember How the Bills used to make me smile And I knew if we had one more chance That Marv could make our fans dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But now the Bills make me shiver With every loss they deliver Bad news on the doorstep I can’t watch one more rep I can't remember if I cried When that kick sailed right wide But something touched me deep inside The day the dream died So bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Did you watch without saying God Almighty And do you have faith or close your eyes tightly If ole Ralphie tells you so And do you believe in running the ball Can running save Trent from a fall And can blocking be done by a bunch of rookies Well I know that Dickie J will not gamble 'Cause why else punt instead of scramble You knew it was 4th and one And our defense is just done Man that Lee sure can run And Freddy is lots of fun But Trent holsters his gun The day the dream died I started singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Now for ten years we've been a joke And Ralphie’s team knows how to choke But that's not how it used to be When Kelly played for Marv and Bill In the K-Gun that gave us such a thrill The stadium rocked, cause of you and me Oh and while the Raiders were looking around Kelly led the Bills to holy ground 51-3 and the game was adjourned This biggest win was returned And while Kelly sat one out Frank Reich proved more than stout The Greatest Comeback left no doubt The day the dream died We were singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team T.O. ran his mouth in a summer swelter No huddle offense was helter skelter The players tried for a forward pass And Trent landed hard on the grass 2 and 21 against winners and falling fast With Dickie J, our success was not meant to last Monday Night we had a chance Leodis took the ball and tried to dance Smack! Boom! It’s a fumble, Our team began to crumble ‘Cause our players tried to take the field The opponents just refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the dream died We started singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Oh in there we were all in one place But the Bills were such a disgrace Ralphie’s got no time left to start again So come on Trent be nimble, Trent be quick Trent just threw another pick Ralphie is Dickie’s only friend Oh and as I watched them try to engage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No football coach born in hell Could break that Dickie J’s spell And as Trent just failed to throw it right And there was no white knight I saw Ralphie laughing with delight The day, the dream died He was singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team I met Jim K who sang the blues And he handed me a bottle of booze And he just turned away I went down to the sacred ground Where I’d heard Shout! years before But Russ B said the music wouldn't play And in the streets the children screamed The fans cried and nobody dreamed But not a word was spoken The magic spell was broken And the three men I cheered most Bruce, Andre and Thurman They were put on the last train for the coast The day, the dream died They were singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to Rich to see Ralphie’s team Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team That was pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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