BuffaloBlood Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....?videoId=231839 funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Awesome Blood. Thanks for posting. Hilarious. "I'd like to apologize for the Joe Buck Show...someone has to apologize for it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOR Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I also like him apologizing for Windows Vista. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VJ91 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....?videoId=231839 funny stuff He missed the biggest one of all: "I want to apololgize right now to the Dallas Cowboys & their fans for forcing them to cut me last season. I know I only produced a lousy 69 Recepetions for 1,052 yards and a paltry 10 TD's. Compared to your new number one receiver, Roy Williams and his amazing 36 receptions for 430 yards and 2 whole TD's, I can certainly understand why you felt you had to get rid of me. Especially since I only averaged 83 receptions for over 1,200 yards and 14 TD's my first two years as a Cowboy, I'm amazed you kept me around for all three seasons. What kind of productions is that? I mean scoring only 38 TD's in three seasons, and catching only 235 passes, why did you ever put up with me at all?" "Also, I would like to apologize to the Buffalo Bills and their fans. Depsite the fact I am 35 years old, and I am coming off my worst season as a Cowboy, it was only 6 receptions, 35 yards and 7 TD's better then your number one receiver, Lee Evans put up last season. Plus I keep myself in excellent physical condition, and I still have a passion for winning football games. So if I come up there and put up similar numbers from my three season with Dallas, I am sorry if it upsets the Bills organization as much as it did in Dallas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. ChumChums Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 He missed the biggest one of all: "I want to apololgize right now to the Dallas Cowboys & their fans for forcing them to cut me last season. I know I only produced a lousy 69 Recepetions for 1,052 yards and a paltry 10 TD's. Compared to your new number one receiver, Roy Williams and his amazing 36 receptions for 430 yards and 2 whole TD's, I can certainly understand why you felt you had to get rid of me. Especially since I only averaged 83 receptions for over 1,200 yards and 14 TD's my first two years as a Cowboy, I'm amazed you kept me around for all three seasons. What kind of productions is that? I mean scoring only 38 TD's in three seasons, and catching only 235 passes, why did you ever put up with me at all?" "Also, I would like to apologize to the Buffalo Bills and their fans. Depsite the fact I am 35 years old, and I am coming off my worst season as a Cowboy, it was only 6 receptions, 35 yards and 7 TD's better then your number one receiver, Lee Evans put up last season. Plus I keep myself in excellent physical condition, and I still have a passion for winning football games. So if I come up there and put up similar numbers from my three season with Dallas, I am sorry if it upsets the Bills organization as much as it did in Dallas." I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I like it "I'd also like to apologize for the collapse of the Dallas Cowboy's practice facility. Apparently when my ego and I left that building it created a negative pressure differential which caused the structural instability..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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djcalvin79 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 "I'd also like to apologize for the collapse of the Dallas Cowboy's practice facility. Apparently when my ego and I left that building it created a negative pressure differential which caused the structural instability..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 That was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KollegeStudnet Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 The best thing I've seen all day...besides the courtney love anorexia pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotwing Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 He missed the biggest one of all: "I want to apololgize right now to the Dallas Cowboys & their fans for forcing them to cut me last season. I know I only produced a lousy 69 Recepetions for 1,052 yards and a paltry 10 TD's. Compared to your new number one receiver, Roy Williams and his amazing 36 receptions for 430 yards and 2 whole TD's, I can certainly understand why you felt you had to get rid of me. Especially since I only averaged 83 receptions for over 1,200 yards and 14 TD's my first two years as a Cowboy, I'm amazed you kept me around for all three seasons. What kind of productions is that? I mean scoring only 38 TD's in three seasons, and catching only 235 passes, why did you ever put up with me at all?" "Also, I would like to apologize to the Buffalo Bills and their fans. Depsite the fact I am 35 years old, and I am coming off my worst season as a Cowboy, it was only 6 receptions, 35 yards and 7 TD's better then your number one receiver, Lee Evans put up last season. Plus I keep myself in excellent physical condition, and I still have a passion for winning football games. So if I come up there and put up similar numbers from my three season with Dallas, I am sorry if it upsets the Bills organization as much as it did in Dallas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I also like him apologizing for Windows Vista. It was not the operating system I thought it would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmoove Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 WAR ARTIE LANGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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