Steve O Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 If you know his bosses fax, send both his fax and the report to his boss. Be sure to include in the header that (insert name)'s fax is not working. He sent me the enclosed, please give him this report. Actually this is probably overboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Tell him that you had sex with his wife. Or tell him that the jerk store called and they were all out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazy DC Tom Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Ok, I work for a laboratory, and this one particular client has been a pain in the ass the entire time I've worked here. Always sending in stuff for fast turn around, they don't listen to you when you tell them how to prepare or ship samples, B word endlessly about reports, and above all, they are always late paying....Well the main toady there can't find a report (they ALWAYS lose them, I have to refax constantly) so he sends me the following email... . Here's the best part....my last day is next friday. Technically, there is nothing that anyone can do to me if I send this guy a nice retort. By the way, he's a Steelers fan. So what do you think? What should I send him back?? 7386[/snapback] Fax him a picture of Kordell Stewart crying on the sidelines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Email him the fairy linK!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 A Steelers fan? Thats an easy one. Tell him the last time you saw any of the paperwork pertaining to the sample 04-17728882, Larry Brown running down the street with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 A Steelers fan? Thats an easy one. Tell him the last time you saw any of the paperwork pertaining to the sample 04-17728882, Larry Brown running down the street with it. 7511[/snapback] Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 A Steelers fan? Thats an easy one. Tell him the last time you saw any of the paperwork pertaining to the sample 04-17728882, Larry Brown running down the street with it. 7511[/snapback] Good one! My original retort was going to be: I gave your fax to Neil O'Dummy, but it must have been intercepted. Twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatonka12 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Fax him a picture of Kordell Stewart crying on the sidelines. 7494[/snapback] thats got my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Dear Pittsburgh Pete, I have researched the issues pertaining to the sample 04-17728882, our records indicate that our corresponding sample number is 2004-8837-99876. Further research indicates that we faxed the results on 8/12/04 at 12:23PM EST to your fax #(614) 555-8377. The amazing thing about a fax is that in addition to allowing us to transmit documents to other parties, it also has the ability to maintain a log file detailing the time date fax # and moron to which I sent the fax to. Because you have misplaced the aforementioned fax, you have asked me once again to re-fax the same information again. Not only is this a waste of your time, it is a waste of mine. If you were a reasonable individual, faxing a document would be a simple procedure. While your inability to look in the fax bin for a document with your name on it is representative of your overall abilities, you somehow choose to blame your incompetence on the person providing you the information you seek. I will be leaving the Abbott laboratories, and have taken the liberty of saving all of your snide remarks and emails and will be faxing them to (insert his superior’s name here) as well as to (insert major name in his company). Lets see how well they do at the fax me if you can game. 7478[/snapback] This is the best response so far. Professional, and still rips him at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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