Keukasmallie Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 My thought is to simply ignore my tax responsibility come April 15th, then wait to see if I'm nominated for any public office. If I am, I'll make some lame @$$ excuses and pay some of what I owe; if not, I'll just let it ride. The IRS will be short of personnel, plus won't be able to afford the postage to send me a notice. I'm home free! If I do get my tit in a wringer over the non-payment of taxes, I'll plead the Geitner-Dashle defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Also you can go to one of those companies that hires barracuda ex-IRS agents to get you off. THEN you can do a TV commercial bragging to the populace at large who pays all their taxes how you settled with the IRS for pennies on the dollar. Win-win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Or you could just be like Tim Geitner and Tom Daschle and only pay when you need to save face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Or you could just be like Tim Geitner and Tom Daschle and only pay when you need to save face Just to be clear, the IRS now accepts "my bad" in exchange for defrauding them out of six figures? Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Just to be clear, the IRS now accepts "my bad" in exchange for defrauding them out of six figures? Nice! Not only that, they make you the boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallie Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 The "apology thing" is the secret weapon in the back pocket to be used only when all seems lost.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Just to be clear, the IRS now accepts "my bad" in exchange for defrauding them out of six figures? Nice! Always have... ...if it's followed by "And here's your money." The IRS ain't like my wife...you can actually buy their forgiveness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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