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J.P. Losman - ankle injury: team doctors can save the foot but had to remove his ankle; he'll still be able to scramble but will be prone to running to the same side of the field as his 'bad lower leg', making him predicatable during his runs.

 

Eric Moulds - shoulder soreness: team doctors were able to repair Eric's sore rotator cuff and provide some added protection to it by lyposuctioning about 40 lbs. of cellulite from Mike Williams' right buttock and injecting it into the bad shoulder. Unfortunately, Eric now looks like a chronic masturbating teenager with a 10 times a day habit with his enlarged shoulder.

 

Jonas Jennings - ankle injury: team doctors were able to minimize the swelling in Jonas' ankle by using leeches in the inflammed areas. Although this technique is working, team doctors are worried that the leeches my wind up sucking out the only skill that resides between the two starting tackles.

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