buckeyemike Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 A beautiful blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.' With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES YES, I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 ahah very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I'll have to try that. Oh wait, does it only work for women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I'll have to try that. Oh wait, does it only work for women? Depends on the kind of casino you're going to. I'd suggest a trip to San Francisco for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down grabs a pillow and puts it under her head and closes her eyes. A slimy lawyer (I know redundant) sits down next to her and taps her on the shoulder. She opens her eyes to see a legal weasel looking at her. "Hey blondie I got a game we can play", said the comical counselor, "I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me five bucks and if I get your question wrong I'll give you five bucks." "Look buddy", the blonde said, "I'm going to California tonight and I need to sleep. I'm making a big presentation tomorrow morning and if I get the customer it will mean a huge bonus for me and possibly a big promotion. All I want to do is sleep." "Ok, Ok blondie I'll give you fifty to your five!" Agitated the blonde says. "All I'm doing is sleeping. Please leave me alone." "Ok, Ok I'll give you $500 to your five!" Now the blonde is interested. "Ok," she says, let me see the money. The lawyer pulls out an assortment of bills and counts them out in front of her. "Alright you can start first" "Ok cutie. What is the circumference of the earth?" "I don't know" she says and hands him a five dollar bill. "24,900 miles." He says grinning. "Your turn" "Ok, what goes up the hill with three legs but comes down the hill with four?" "I'm not sayin I don't know I just gotta think about it for awhile." said the asinine attorney. The blonde puts the pillow under her head and goes to sleep and the bumbling barrister pulls out his laptop. He starts going to every search engine and entering everything he thinks will lead him to an answer but he can't find an answer. He calls all of his friends and they don't know either. He sits there a long time and just before the plane is about to land he taps on the shoulder waking her up. "Ok blondie I don't know. What goes up the hill with three legs and comes down with four?" And he hands her the money. "Pfft. I don't know!" she says and pulls a $5 bill out the pile he just gave her and hands it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 A slimy lawyer (I know redundant) Hey now!! But that was a nice joke...gotta remember that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 A beautiful woman from Ireland? What a preposterous concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Hey now!! :thumbdown: But that was a nice joke...gotta remember that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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