Tux of Borg Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 My Webpage Cameron Diaz has come up with a recipe for happiness, and it involves having sex. All the time. She told the Sydney Morning Herald: “Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. I actually think it’s the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 per cent part of everyone’s life on a day-to-day basis. We’d all be a lot happier! I love being physical, I love to get my heart-rate up and I love sweating. Sex is undoubtedly the best way to do that!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 My Webpage Cameron Diaz has come up with a recipe for happiness, and it involves having sex. All the time. She told the Sydney Morning Herald: “Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. I actually think it’s the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 per cent part of everyone’s life on a day-to-day basis. We’d all be a lot happier! I love being physical, I love to get my heart-rate up and I love sweating. Sex is undoubtedly the best way to do that!” 872270[/snapback] Plus, she seems to have a thing for Pam Anderson ---- lesbianism and lots of sex = my kind of woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I wonder if Justin is going to give her a *ick in a box for Christmas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I think having sex with Cameron Diaz would relieve MY stress anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 My Webpage Cameron Diaz has come up with a recipe for happiness, and it involves having sex. All the time. She told the Sydney Morning Herald: “Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. I actually think it’s the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 per cent part of everyone’s life on a day-to-day basis. We’d all be a lot happier! I love being physical, I love to get my heart-rate up and I love sweating. Sex is undoubtedly the best way to do that!” 872270[/snapback] I, for one, doubt she believes this. I'll need to see more and better evidence, please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I think having sex with Cameron Diaz would relieve MY stress anyway. 872313[/snapback] You would think. She's not too tough on the eyes. Not great, but not tough. Anyway, talk about blah blah blah. She won't shut up. In real life it would relieve her stress but not yours, trust me. You've heard of the gift of gab? Well get a receipt with Cameron, you'll want to return it to the bimbo store. Sheesh. They should have a for the vocal cords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Cameron is a pretty girl, whose allure to me has faded somewhat over the years. But crayonz is right, she's a motormouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 But crayonz is right 872343[/snapback] Never, ever put these 4 words together in any combination. You're just asking for trouble with a capital C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Perfect type casting, then. She loves the goooooooooooooooooooooo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Never, ever put these 4 words together in any combination. You're just asking for trouble with a capital C. 872354[/snapback] I was wondering how long it would take for someone to point that out. I think five minutes is a new record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Personally I don't find her very attractive. She looked good in The Mask but I haven't found her all that good looking since. I wouldn't need a few of these but she doesn't do much for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 My Webpage Cameron Diaz has come up with a recipe for happiness, and it involves having sex. All the time. She told the Sydney Morning Herald: “Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. I actually think it’s the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 per cent part of everyone’s life on a day-to-day basis. We’d all be a lot happier! I love being physical, I love to get my heart-rate up and I love sweating. Sex is undoubtedly the best way to do that!” 872270[/snapback] Of course she can be a libertine...she has the money that provides for the luxury to hire the doctors to screen her potential pokers for the various venereal diseases, and AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 Personally I don't find her very attractive. She looked good in The Mask but I haven't found her all that good looking since. I wouldn't need a few of these but she doesn't do much for me. 872364[/snapback] I think we have a hump girl of the day nominee. Cameron Diaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 But crayonz is right, she's a motormouth. 872343[/snapback] You wanna know how to take care of a motormouth? . .. ... .... ..... .... ... .. . Tell her to suck your *ick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 She also says snowboarding is the best feeling in the world, so which is it? Snowboarding or sex, or sex while snowboarding? Or sex with a snowboard, or..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I wonder if Justin is going to give her a *ick in a box for Christmas... 872290[/snapback] "One....cut a hole in the box....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olivier in france Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Ah Cameron.... She 's pretty, she likes sex ans she likes football (i've readen somewhere a few years ago that she loves to watch the NFL!)... Can't they clone her?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I wonder if Justin is going to give her a *ick in a box for Christmas... 872290[/snapback] once per season SNL hits a home run..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 once per season SNL hits a home run..... 873421[/snapback] I woke my roommate up I was laughing so hard. Greatest SNL skit since Lazy Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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