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You folks disappoint me. I give you the wit and wisdom of Robert Finstock:

 

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Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

 

Coach Finstock: What is it, gambling? Drugs? You know I'd really like to help you but I'm kind of tapped out this month. The IRS is coming down on me like it's some personal vendetta against Bobby Finstock.

 

Coach Finstock: Look Scotty, I know what you're going through. Couple years back, a kid came to me much the same way you're coming to me now, saying the same thing that you're saying. He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job. Now these were poor people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying?

Scott Howard: "What happened to the kid?

Coach Finstock: "I don't know. He quit. He was a third stringer, I didn't need him.

 

Coach Finstock: It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference.

 

Dragons Basketball Coach: You want to forfeit the game?

Coach Finstock: Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Dragons Basketball Coach: No.

Coach Finstock: No?

Dragons Basketball Coach: My boys have league scoring records at stake. It wouldn't be fair to them.

Coach Finstock: I just thought if we quit now, you could beat the 5 o'clock traffic.

Dragons Basketball Coach: There's a lot to learn from losing.

Coach Finstock: Hey, we'll play, if it's that big a deal to you.

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Fonzie in the Waterboy.

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A guy in my fantasy league was Winkler's "Ass Double" in the tattoo scene. The pictures he has from it are hilarious. He said Winkler spoke to him for almost 3 straight minutes explaining his "motivation" and setting up the scene....at the end of which my friend said...."so what your saying is you want me to moon the camera". Classic

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Pat O'Brian coaching Ronald Reagan in Knute Rockne...but then I'm an Irish catholic, so anything with Notre Dame and Pat O'Brian is going to be high on my list.

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List begins and ends there. Nothing reaches the purity of ND. ..........Now when Catholic bashing, KKK card carrying miscreants run down the school of the Virgin Mary you will know our righteousness................

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A guy in my fantasy league was Winkler's "Ass Double" in the tattoo scene.  The pictures he has from it are hilarious.  He said Winkler spoke to him for almost 3 straight minutes explaining his "motivation" and setting up the scene....at the end of which my friend said...."so what your saying is you want me to moon the camera".  Classic

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Okay let me get this straight, youy are having fantasies about the tatoo on Henry Winkler's ass? :lol::lol: And then you mention his motivation for showing you his ass and how he set up? and then you and your friend mooned the camera in this x-rated escapade. :doh:

 

 

My pick is Rip Torn as Patches O'Houlihan from Dodgeball.

 

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

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That is a great pick, "ahh, I love the smell of queef in the morning"

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