HelloNewman Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes from the managers we work for in corporate America, circa 2004: "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lamb Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes from the managers we work for in corporate America, circa 2004: "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." 704592[/snapback] Here's The Whole List http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/misc81.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Heres an email we got at work this morning. I only wish i could have seen it... Colleagues- Sometime last night someone drew pornographic images or left sexually explicit messages on the white boards on the second floor of the Institute. It goes without saying that this is not acceptable behavior. Personally, I find this very disturbing. If the person responsible for this works in the Institute, they must never do this again. If the responsible person does not work in the Institute, I need to caution everyone, again, about personal safety in the Institute after hours. We all have personal responsibility to look out for each other. If you are working in the Institute and see inappropriate persons and / or behavior, it is your responsibility to bring this to the attention of Institute personnel or campus police, depending on the situation. If you are working after hours, please check the lab to notify others that you are leaving so that they are aware of who is nearby in case of emergency. How the hell does one draw pornographic images on a wipe off board with dry erase markers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 i do not follow your line of questioning. you can draw anything you want on white boards with dry erase markers, can't you, you probably shouldn't, but you can Heres an email we got at work this morning. I only wish i could have seen it...How the hell does one draw pornographic images on a wipe off board with dry erase markers? 704611[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 i do not follow your line of questioning. you can draw anything you want on white boards with dry erase markers, can't you, you probably shouldn't, but you can 704688[/snapback] I assume you have drawn on white boards before. my ? was how can anyone do it with any skill. i mean did they draw stick figures banging each other? Or crude pictures of genatalia? One cannot easily draw picasso style drawings on a whiteboard with a dry erase marker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes from the managers we work for in corporate America, circa 2004: "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." 704592[/snapback] Late comer. Michael Freedman's radio show, "Whaddaya Know", has done same for many years. Stealers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I assume you have drawn on white boards before. my ? was how can anyone do it with any skill. i mean did they draw stick figures banging each other? Or crude pictures of genatalia? One cannot easily draw picasso style drawings on a whiteboard with a dry erase marker... 704697[/snapback] Dunno, but if someone managed to draw this or this on a whiteboard then I'm sure a few crude stick figures is do-able. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Heres an email we got at work this morning. I only wish i could have seen it...How the hell does one draw pornographic images on a wipe off board with dry erase markers? I did it with a...oh wait...nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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