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The call from my co-workers in the next office.

 

" We're stopping next door for one ! " 

 

  Who stops for just one ?  :D

 

  They must mean 1 keg or 1 day.

 

  Or maybe that's just me .  :D

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I know when I say "one" it means "one hour".

 

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"OK, I'll just have one."

 

Then that one impairs your judgement, so you agree to another, and so forth on down the chain. But the original thought, was to stop for one.

 

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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I know when I say "one" it means "one hour".

 

:doh:

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We actually left after just 1 1/4 hours. But the 4 of us shared 4 pitchers of Labatt Blue. :D

 

But we just stopped for one and I'm sticking to that story ! :D

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It really means one more, which is always true.

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1, 2...no more than 3. Isn't that how it goes, Doggy?

 

A friend of mine always says, "We'll have one more, and then we'll have one more..."

 

Sometimes, on the way home from work, I have to change busses. I do the change in front of one of my favorite dives. I will occasionally say, "I'm just having one." What I really mean is, "I'm planning on having one, unless you happen to buy one for me, or someone interesting comes in...or I change my mind."

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1, 2...no more than 3.  Isn't that how it goes, Doggy?

 

A friend of mine always says, "We'll have one more, and then we'll have one more..."

 

Sometimes, on the way home from work, I have to change busses.  I do the change in front of one of my favorite dives.  I will occasionally say, "I'm just having one."  What I really mean is, "I'm planning on having one, unless you happen to buy one for me, or someone interesting comes in...or I change my mind."

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One. Maybe two. No more than three. :D

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We actually left after just 1 1/4 hours. But the 4 of us shared 4 pitchers of Labatt Blue.  :D

 

But we just stopped for one and I'm sticking to that story !  :D

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Juts because you stopped for one doesn't mean you can't drink eight. I mean, hell, you're already there. The hard part is over.

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Juts because you stopped for one doesn't mean you can't drink eight. I mean, hell, you're already there. The hard part is over.

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I'm taking advice from you ? Didn't we once drink a bar dry of Killians ? :D

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Woody:  Beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm:  Okay Woody, but stop me at one.  Ehhh, make that one-thirty (1:30).

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Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody?

Woody: For a beer?

Norm: No, for stupid questions.

 

 

And others.

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