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What are a few things you would like changed at the Ralph?

 

1) New sound system

2) Fried baloney

3) Jills selling beer in the stands.

4) A Dunking tank with Tom Donahoe. (all profits go to charity)

5) Have Eric Moulds on the jumbotron, reminding the Bills fans when and when not to do the wave.

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10. More Comfy Chairs in the MaGuire Club

9. Better Silk Robes

8. More Hot Towels

7. More Massage Tables

6. At least 5 New Massage Girls. ( Take that, Bambi ! )

5. A 2nd free snifter of Courvoisier

4. Red Bills Ascots. I'm tired of Blue ( Bah ! )

3. A better flavor of Sorbet

2. Asparagus Tips with Our Lobster Tails

 

and the #1 improvement needed at the Ralph..

 

BRING BACK FRIED BALONEY ! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING ?? :D

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10. More Comfy Chairs in the MaGuire Club

9. Better Silk Robes

8. More Hot Towels

7. More Massage Tables

6. At least 5 New Massage Girls. ( Take that, Bambi ! )

5. A 2nd free snifter of Courvoisier 

4. Red Bills Ascots. I'm tired of Blue ( Bah ! )

3. A better flavor of Sorbet

2. Asparagus Tips with Our Lobster Tails

 

  and the #1 improvement needed at the Ralph..

 

  BRING BACK FRIED BALONEY !  WHAT WERE THEY THINKING ??  :D

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I remain astounded about the non-sale of fried baloney. I repeat myself here: If I sell food and someone wants Lard on Burnt Toast, I make it for'em and the register goes 'a jingle as the cash goes in.

 

I can't think of a reason why they wouldn't want to sell it, unless they think they can gouge you on something else with a higher price.

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I would move it downtown on the waterfront. Right next to the casino. Which is next to the 4 star hotels, next to the waterfront bars and clubs. A couple of blocks from ................

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...a better product on the field; namely, Bills who can actually play this frickin' game and show some heart (unlike most of the current tin men vis-a-vis clinking, clanking, collection of caligenous junk)!

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caligenous = cacophonous??

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