OnTheRocks Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Chewy must have gotten turned down by some 15 year old chick wearing a cowboys jersey. -- Chewy Sounds off on Cowboys --Mon Feb 6, 2006 Bob Wolfley, reporting for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports former Packers TE Mark Chmura was in an anti-Dallas mode Sunday morning on his radio show on WAUK-AM (1510). "If WR Michael Irvin didn't have his friend's crack pipe in his car, he'd probably be in, too," Chmura said, referring to the Hall of Fame. Chmura questioned QB Troy Aikman's numbers as necessarily Hall-worthy. "What a flippin' joke," Chmura said. "I am so sick of the Dallas Cowboys. I really am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I heard Mark Chmura was second in line for Matthew McConaughey's spot in Dazed and Confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Y. Orangeman Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Wow... The stones this guy has are unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Some bold words for a dude whose football career came to a crashing halt after a hot tub incident with a teenage neighbor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I thought it was proven that the teenage girl was a lying whore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kultarr Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I thought it was proven that the teenage girl was a lying whore? 596916[/snapback] Is it lying or laying? I can never remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I thought it was proven that the teenage girl was a lying whore? 596916[/snapback] That would be correct, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 That would be correct, sir. 596938[/snapback] I remember the whole sex thing was sort of dismissed as lies. But, wasn't there still the issue of him being in a...well...inappropriate situation? (Hey, I'm not judging. God only knows what I would do in the situation. But I have a feeling those of you with teenage daughters would be a little concerned if you'd heard Mark was at a pool party attended by your daughter.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Is it lying or laying? I can never remember... You say tomAYto... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I remember the whole sex thing was sort of dismissed as lies. But, wasn't there still the issue of him being in a...well...inappropriate situation? (Hey, I'm not judging. God only knows what I would do in the situation. But I have a feeling those of you with teenage daughters would be a little concerned if you'd heard Mark was at a pool party attended by your daughter.) From what I recall, the party was at HIS house, and the girl told her friends that she was going to try and entrap him, because she hated him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 From what I recall, the party was at HIS house, and the girl told her friends that she was going to try and entrap him, because she hated him. 596946[/snapback] I knew the party was at his house my recollection was that there was some concern that, even though he was not guilty as charged, young girls were at his house scantily dressed, drinking and all that. Maybe that was all BS as well. Wonder why she hated him? Did she lay a big bet on a Pack game and a Chumura drop cost her covering the spread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I knew the party was at his house my recollection was that there was some concern that, even though he was not guilty as charged, young girls were at his house scantily dressed, drinking and all that. Maybe that was all BS as well. Come on! Parties and scantily-dressed teenage girls (it WAS summertime) go hand-in-hand. Especially when it involves an NFL player's house. Wonder why she hated him? Did she lay a big bet on a Pack game and a Chumura drop cost her covering the spread? I think she thought he was too arrogant or something childish like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I thought it was proven that the teenage girl was a lying whore? 596916[/snapback] Well yeah but there was still the matter of WTF is he doing banging a 16 yo girl on the bathroom floor at some after prom party?? I bet Chewie has a cool My Space profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Well yeah but there was still the matter of WTF is he doing banging a 16 yo girl on the bathroom floor at some after prom party??I bet Chewie has a cool My Space profile. He never touched her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Looking at the thread title, I thought it was the resurgence of the Aikman is gay rumors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Looking at the thread title, I thought it was the resurgence of the Aikman is gay rumors. 596976[/snapback] Question: Doesn't something have to go away to have a resurgence? I think that rumor just got lost in the "Brady is gay" hubub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Lying vs. Laying: Lying: "The crack pipe was lying on the floor of the truck; I don't know how it got there," Irvin said. Laying requires a direct object. You need something (or someone) to lay. "I lay the crack pipe on the floor of Irvin's car. I lay fifteen year olds on the back seat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kultarr Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Looking at the thread title, I thought it was the resurgence of the Aikman is gay rumors. 596976[/snapback] It probably should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Is it lying or laying? I can never remember... 596937[/snapback] It depends on what position they were in at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet baboo Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 he didn't stick it in her pooper? i thought that was the straw that broke the camel's back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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