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I miss howard on regular radio but since Sirius doesn't offer a true portable unit, I will not be able to hear him until such a tuner is available. In the meantime I found this nugget about the revelations that were promised today. They will not announce who they belong to until next week:

 

First one: "I cheated on my wife, and she caught me." They won't say who belongs to each of these comments. Not yet. So it becomes a guessing game.

 

Second one: "I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members when to the bathroom." We know this is a "him" at least thanks to the way Will describes.

 

Third one: "In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion." Shock from everyone, and another "Oh, myyyyyyyyyyyyy" from George.

 

Fourth one: "I think I'm addicted to porn. I jerk off twice a day, and prefer to masturbate to having sex."

 

Fifth one: "I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn."

 

Sixth one: "My buddy and I once ordered the massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and left us staring at each other."

 

Seventh one: "I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables."

 

Eighth one: "I have a half-sister I never met and don't want to."

 

Ninth one: "I've had cosmetic surgery."

 

Tenth one: "A guy once blew his load on my chest." "Oh, myyyyyyy."

 

Eleventh one: "I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning, and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals

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i got the sirius unit for xmas (thanks mom...i love you!) and actually FORGOT to tune it in this morning. dammit. i had kinda lost interest in the show the last few years, but i am very curious to hear what it sounds like now. hopefully i can catch a replay tonight.

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Mediaman,

can you please post who the revelations belong to when they are announced as well.  Thanks for posting them!

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I had to dig around to find these as quickly as I did, but I will make it a mission next monday morning.

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