Wacka Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Longhorn, the neutered future system from micro$oft, was renamed Vista. It was found that VISTA stands for: V iruses I nfections S pyware T rojans A dware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet baboo Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 it wouldn't be so funny if people actually learned how to use their computers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 it wouldn't be so funny if people actually learned how to use their computers 388492[/snapback] if that ever happened, people like me would have to find real jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 if that ever happened, people like me would have to find real jobs 388512[/snapback] Yeah! I double what /dev says And Kirk > Picard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Longhorn, the neutered future system from micro$oft, was renamed Vista. It was found that VISTA stands for:V iruses I nfections S pyware T rojans A dware 388465[/snapback] That's a good one Wacka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Yeah! I double what /dev says And Kirk > Picard! 388516[/snapback] Picard could fire phasers AND photon torpedoes at the same time advantage Picard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Picard could fire phasers AND photon torpedoes at the same time advantage Picard 388524[/snapback] Plus he embraced his baldness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Picard could fire phasers AND photon torpedoes at the same time advantage Picard 388524[/snapback] Big woop. Kirk could do both while getting "serviced" by Yeoman Rand. Picard?!? Never happen. Riker always refused to do such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 When I was at UB, a classmate went to a Star Trek convention where Wil Wheaton talked. Someone asked him what the difference was betwen his captain and Kirk. Wheaton answered" My captain admitted he was bald." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Big woop. Kirk could do both while getting "serviced" by Yeoman Rand. Picard?!? Never happen. Riker always refused to do such things. 388590[/snapback] And subsequently ended up banging Whoopi Goldberg. Why can't every understand that this immediately puts Picard at the bottom of the heap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Big woop. Kirk could do both while getting "serviced" by Yeoman Rand. Picard?!? Never happen. Riker always refused to do such things. 388590[/snapback] yeah if Kirk is such a pimp, why did he lose a female crew member to a guy who hung out with a midget on an island and sold Chrysler Cordovas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 And subsequently ended up banging Whoopi Goldberg. Why can't every understand that this immediately puts Picard at the bottom of the heap? 388710[/snapback] yeah, thats why at 64 he's tagging a 25 year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 /dev you have got to let your Picard man love obsession go. It's just not healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Data could pound the snot out of Spock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarthur31 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Longhorn, the neutered future system from micro$oft, was renamed Vista. It was found that VISTA stands for:V iruses I nfections S pyware T rojans A dware 388465[/snapback] ROTF!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarthur31 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 it wouldn't be so funny if people actually learned how to use their computers 388492[/snapback] Right. There's no need for Active X to run all the time and BHO are useless (except to hackers) for the average user. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 /dev you have got to let your Picard man love obsession go. It's just not healthy. 388804[/snapback] its not manlove, i'm just defending him from all you haters don't hate the player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 its not manlove, i'm just defending him from all you haters don't hate the player 388866[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 yeah if Kirk is such a pimp, why did he lose a female crew member to a guy who hung out with a midget on an island and sold Chrysler Cordovas The rich Corinthian leather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 yeah if Kirk is such a pimp, why did he lose a female crew member to a guy who hung out with a midget on an island and sold Chrysler Cordovas 388762[/snapback] That's easy, because you can only bang one chick so many times. Kahn was getting "left overs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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