jimshiz Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 More fun with words... BTW - is it Osama bin Laden or Usama bin Laden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I choose copious amounts of alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich in Ohio Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 More fun with words... BTW - is it Osama bin Laden or Usama bin Laden? 380062[/snapback] It is clearly Homicide bomber. If someone is going to commit suicide, then they could just jump off a building or hold thier breathe or swallow some lead (one shot normally does the job). But if they choose to strap on 20kg of C4 explosive and load thier little fanny packs with shrapnel and then go into a church or day care center, or catch the bus to the wailing wall...then this sub-human raghead can only be called a homicide bomber. Perosnally I hope that his 72 virgins all look and smell like Rosey O'Donnell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 It is clearly Homicide bomber. If someone is going to commit suicide, then they could just jump off a building or hold thier breathe or swallow some lead (one shot normally does the job). But if they choose to strap on 20kg of C4 explosive and load thier little fanny packs with shrapnel and then go into a church or day care center, or catch the bus to the wailing wall...then this sub-human raghead can only be called a homicide bomber.Perosnally I hope that his 72 virgins all look and smell like Rosey O'Donnell 380068[/snapback] Actually, they will be surprised when they don't make it to heaven. In fact, they will be very surprised to find themselves in hell, along with all the 9/11 murderers, enjoying the reaming they will get from the spine-weinered minions of satan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 How about homo-suicide bomber? I've just started drinking. Y'all should have had MY day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 dumb !@#$s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 "Wasted practice targets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Bullet Blocking Dummies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 pickle juice drinkers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 My source of income for the foreseeable future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Guys who can't get laid in this life so they want a piece of some virgins in the next life. AKA Douche bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Guys who can't get laid in this life so they want a piece of some virgins in the next life. AKA Douche bags. 380222[/snapback] Which after 72 days would seem alot more like hell than heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Y. Orangeman Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Heineken and the number is three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Which after 72 days would seem alot more like hell than heaven. 380227[/snapback] When your goals in life are so pathetic to begin with ("Kill infidels. Die."), I'm sure failing to pleasure a woman 72 times in a row because you have no idea what you're doing might not seem that bad. I'm sure spending the rest of eternity with 72 disappointed women is lots of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 When your goals in life are so pathetic to begin with ("Kill infidels. Die."), I'm sure failing to pleasure a woman 72 times in a row because you have no idea what you're doing might not seem that bad. I'm sure spending the rest of eternity with 72 disappointed women is lots of fun. 380230[/snapback] I've read the book. Nowhere does it say they are "hot". 72 virgins can easily be a bunch of fat, smelly pimply chicks who couldn't get laid after hours in an after hours curfew club. These guys need to think this through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I've read the book. Nowhere does it say they are "hot". 72 virgins can easily be a bunch of fat, smelly pimply chicks who couldn't get laid after hours in an after hours curfew club. These guys need to think this through. 380252[/snapback] Psy-Ops needs to start Wallpapering Falluja and Baghdad with posters of 72 "fat, smelly, smelly pimply chicks who couldn't get laid after hours in an after hours curfew club." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Psy-Ops needs to start Wallpapering Falluja and Baghdad with posters of 72 "fat, smelly, smelly pimply chicks who couldn't get laid after hours in an after hours curfew club." 380257[/snapback] I'd post some pictures, but the mods would delete me. Bad old mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I'd post some pictures, but the mods would delete me. Bad old mods. 380258[/snapback] That would be too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 That would be too good. 380260[/snapback] Ask him to PM, just have a barf bag handy. friggin Mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I'd post some pictures, but the mods would delete me. Bad old mods. 380258[/snapback] Won't work. Have you ever dated a Middle Eastern Lady? More hair on their back and ass then I have. If they want 72 of them, your pictures won't turn them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich in Ohio Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I've read the book. Nowhere does it say they are "hot". 72 virgins can easily be a bunch of fat, smelly pimply chicks who couldn't get laid after hours in an after hours curfew club. These guys need to think this through. 380252[/snapback] Have you seen some of those middle eastern chicks??? Hardly worth vaporizing your body for. Althought with the crappy life they live in that sand and rock filled paradise, maybe a sweaty, nasty stick hole like rosey o'donnell is a worthy goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich in Ohio Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Ask him to PM, just have a barf bag handy. friggin Mods 380276[/snapback] Yea..those Mods give me gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicot Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Surely that should be "homicide terrorist" or "suicide terrorist" since "bomber" is an innocuous and pc term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 "Worthless Walking Piece of Excrement in Shoes" The murderes that is, not any of you. But you're all wrong about the 72 virgins. They're all very cute and cuddley. Most are white too. Thing is though, all they can say is: BAAAAAAAAHH! They're simply a shepherd's dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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