Usually how long do you wait to fart for the first time in a relationship?

[Mike in Horseheads]

2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

How about farting "silent, but deadly" while say shopping, then boogieing out of there before your sig other realizes that you laid toxic waste... Does that count?

 

Then watching the carnage 2 aisles over, while others give her a disgusting look thinking she dropped that hideous bomb!

 

 

AKA "crop dusting"

[GaryPinC]

Right after the third time or so you've had sex, let it rip, pull the covers over her and ask if it smells.  Great "is this built to last?" test.

[Goin Breakdown]

Not sure when it was. We were at Burger King and the seats where those big hollow (plastic?) booth seats. Well anyways those things are amplifiers. I let one go. I mean with a push too.  I'd guess the whole restaurant heard that one. not just my wife (then girl friend)