Beerball Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 You know what I really find disturbing? Here we have WalMart employees using shrink wrap on a dead cat. If they were really good employees, they would know that on Aisle 6 in the food preservation department, right next to the Rubbermaid containers, is a FoodSaver along with the necessary accessories. The fact of the matter is this: when using the FoodSaver, dead animals stay fresher for almost 8 entire months LONGER than when you wrap them in shrink wrap. The key is how well it eliminates all the oxygen, and seals the cat airtight. These are not very resourceful WalMart employees. 185008[/snapback] They could also have added a little tenderizer before pumping the air out. As the air is removed the tenderizer is forced into the carcass. A much more tender kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RabidBillsFanVT Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 The next time I see a stray dog, I'll shoot it, and say that it was OK, because it's just a stray, and I'm saving the taxpayers money, and so I won't get bitten. Great logic all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 The next time I see a stray dog, I'll shoot it, and say that it was OK, because it's just a stray, and I'm saving the taxpayers money, and so I won't get bitten. Great logic all around. 185131[/snapback] You'll have to get a weapon first, and learn to use it. To be honest I see you as a future Darwin Award winner. "Guy tries to shoot stray dog, shoots self in process and is eaten by pack of wild dogs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RabidBillsFanVT Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 You'll have to get a weapon first, and learn to use it. To be honest I see you as a future Darwin Award winner. "Guy tries to shoot stray dog, shoots self in process and is eaten by pack of wild dogs" 185133[/snapback] I have the freakin expert rifle and pistol medals, qualled several times. When you underestimate people, life can be dangerous... So look out dogs... after all, who needs stray dogs running around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 You'll have to get a weapon first, and learn to use it. To be honest I see you as a future Darwin Award winner. "Guy tries to shoot stray dog, shoots self in process and is eaten by pack of wild dogs" 185133[/snapback] "County coroner confirmed today that the remains were covered with cat piss." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Noooooooo-not again! There better not be another telephone pole in here somewhere. I'm still getting shots from the last bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 I have the freakin expert rifle and pistol medals, qualled several times. When you underestimate people, life can be dangerous... So look out dogs... after all, who needs stray dogs running around? 185142[/snapback] If it were up to me, we wouldn't have any stray anything running around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 These are not very resourceful WalMart employees. 185008[/snapback] "Resourceful WalMart employees"? Isn't that an oxymoron? If they were resourceful, you'd think they'd find a better career... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 "Resourceful WalMart employees"? Isn't that an oxymoron? If they were resourceful, you'd think they'd find a better career... 185190[/snapback] Yeah like a checkout clerk at Circuit City in Richmond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 The next time I see a stray dog, I'll shoot it, and say that it was OK, because it's just a stray, and I'm saving the taxpayers money, and so I won't get bitten. Great logic all around. 185131[/snapback] Go ahead. That's one down and a couple of million more to go. Now, looking at it like a liberal: Now that same dog that you decided to let run free (because it makes you feel good about yourself) bites a three year old in the WalMart parking lot, right through the femoral artery. Kills the kid. Then you'll be up in arms because the government isn't doing enough to control stray domestic animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Go ahead. That's one down and a couple of million more to go. Now, looking at it like a liberal: Now that same dog that you decided to let run free (because it makes you feel good about yourself) bites a three year old in the WalMart parking lot, right through the femoral artery. Kills the kid. Then you'll be up in arms because the government isn't doing enough to control stray domestic animals. 185241[/snapback] I thought all your strays were rounded up and attached to sleds? Shouldn't you be concentrating on Big Brownies and Polar Bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 You'll have to get a weapon first, and learn to use it. To be honest I see you as a future Darwin Award winner. "Guy tries to shoot stray dog, shoots self in process and is eaten by pack of wild dogs" 185133[/snapback] Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 Grow up. 185284[/snapback] Oh, now I am afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Grow up. 185284[/snapback] Yeah, that's a VERY adult response. Thanks for the contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Oh, now I am afraid. 185290[/snapback] I wasn't asking you to be afraid, I was asking you to grow up. I lose all respect for anyone who mentions the Darwin Awards in a glowing fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 I lose all respect for anyone who mentions the Darwin Awards in a glowing fashion. 185297[/snapback] However will I get on with my life? Losing the respect of some guy on an internet message board. Oh, whoa is me. VA, you gonna be OK or should we get a professional on the horn for you to converse with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 I wasn't asking you to be afraid, I was asking you to grow up. I lose all respect for anyone who mentions the Darwin Awards in a glowing fashion. 185297[/snapback] Did you lose a loved one to something stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 Did you lose a loved one to something stupid? 185309[/snapback] Damn you, I was about to post that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Did you lose a loved one to something stupid? 185309[/snapback] No, I guess I just don't find loss of life to be funny, regardless of how stupid someone was when it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 However will I get on with my life? Losing the respect of some guy on an internet message board. Oh, whoa is me. VA, you gonna be OK or should we get a professional on the horn for you to converse with? 185303[/snapback] If anyone is overreacting here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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