ieatcrayonz Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 This is making me fondly recall the "Tom Donahoe is Satan, drinks babies' blood" thread. Actually the thread isn't causing that. When Whitey was fixing you a baby's blood, he slipped a chemical in there that gave you flashbacks every 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Actually the thread isn't causing that. When Whitey was fixing you a baby's blood, he slipped a chemical in there that gave you flashbacks every 5 years. I heard JP Losman was drafted by Tom Donahoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SactoBillFan Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard the rumor he could throw long to Evans.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard that JP Losman still visits Brett Favre every summer hoping to catch a glimpse of him in his cutoff shorts and work boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cocktosten Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Here's a true (really) story about Losman: I used to see him on my morning commute, driving to Ralph Wilson Stadium in his black Tahoe. He was a very impatient driver. He would routinely cut people off and run red lights. He would take Milestrip past McKinley but would always avoid the intersection at Abbott. Instead, he would cut an early right at Niles to Stewart Rd. Anyone familiar with this area knows that isn't a very smart shortcut. You'd have to be as cocky as Losman to think this was a smart move. Sure, he saved a few seconds, but it was pretty reckless to be speeding down a quiet street like Stewart IMO. Sounds like the only time he was decisive during his career in Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AntiFin Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Here's a true (really) story about Losman: I used to see him on my morning commute, driving to Ralph Wilson Stadium in his black Tahoe. He was a very impatient driver. He would routinely cut people off and run red lights. He would take Milestrip past McKinley but would always avoid the intersection at Abbott. Instead, he would cut an early right at Niles to Stewart Rd. Anyone familiar with this area knows that isn't a very smart shortcut. You'd have to be as cocky as Losman to think this was a smart move. Sure, he saved a few seconds, but it was pretty reckless to be speeding down a quiet street like Stewart IMO. How many sacks did McKinley, Abbott, Niles and Stewart get on him during the drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard that JP Losman still visits Brett Favre every summer hoping to catch a glimpse of him in his cutoff shorts and work boots. If you watch Favre's Wranglers commercials closely, you can always see Losman somewhere in the background looking creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Hots Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 J.P listens to Tito Puente and rarely wears underwear and when he does it is usually something unusual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's in My Blood Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Adam Sandler is headed down to Miami to get his head back. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smears Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 J.P. Losman is actually Levi Brown's second cousin. Now they are sharing team secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 actually informed sources have it on some most interesting information that actually with the wonders of modern cosmetic advancements, many have been deceived into thinking this is actually JP Losman when in fact , Jerry Sullivan hijacked him years ago and took his persona over, this is why what was thought to be a good prospect just did not realize his potential. The man we think is JP Losman is Jerry Sullivan..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsBiker Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 pointless.. why bash a former player when he had a different O coordinator every year, the worst O line possible and no real chance to succeed at all... lets put him in the town square and stone him for crying out loud... JP got a raw deal being drafted by the worst run organization in the NFL, just like everyone else run out of town that had marginal talent. no wonder we are a laughing stock of losers haha i know this one is JP's mother. Once again thanks for '05 BJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Not a rumor, but a few weeks ago I had a dream that we signed JP to replace Fitz and when I asked Gailey why, he took off his mask to reveal to me that he was really Dick Juaron. Freaking nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch Rolle 4 President Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Not a rumor, but a few weeks ago I had a dream that we signed JP to replace Fitz and when I asked Gailey why, he took off his mask to reveal to me that he was really Dick Juaron. Freaking nightmare. Now I'm afraid to sleep.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFiB64 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 JP Losman will make the ProBowl and is a future Hall Of Famer. A true franchise QB. He isn't? OK. That was three rumors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 JP had to transfer from UCLA to Tulane because he got caught gambling on games. When the Bills drafted him, they thought he had kicked his gambling habit, but he had just gotten better at hiding it. His head was never his best attribute, so he kept making losing bets, and getting in deeper to his bookie. When he couldn't pay up, the Mob directed the NFLPA to break his leg, figuring that as long as his arm was healthy he'd eventually be able to pay them back. So Troy Vincent "accidentally" broke JP's leg. When the Mob realized that JP wasn't going to get a lucrative contract extension, they kidnapped his Mom, and only released her after JP fumbled away that Jets game that was in the bag. Even JP wasn't dumb enough to lose that one on his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5THXIT Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Seriously? Being a Bills fan has resorted to making **** up about former players??? Count me out! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsBiker Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 +1 More like 2+ losers in JP family.. lol "finkle family" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I hate the Bills ! Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 JP has reserved a luxuary box at the Ralph this weekend for his buddies Dick Jouran, Trent Edwards, James Hardy, Mike Williams, so they can all watch him kick the Bills azz this weekend. P.S Lee Evans will be coming also since he is on the injured list and not traveling with Baltimore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stenbar Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is a easy one... I heard from someone that JP Loserman plays qb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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