Hull, Kent67 Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I would trade my wife for a Super Bowl victory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I'd trade my girlfriend for 2 wins in the next 2 weeks and a playoff birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 my ex-husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 CL husbands left nut. Oh and some BBQ kitties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 CL husbands left nut. Oh and some BBQ kitties. 176430[/snapback] I'll throw in VABills, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I would start smoking and give it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardy Pyle Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I'd give up all my Canadian Tire Money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP-era Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I would trade my wife for a Super Bowl victory! 176419[/snapback] Id trade my 1998 explorer with leather seats, low miles, moon roof, dog gate (only "slightly dirty"), and brand new good year tires. BTW, its in pieces after it rolled over twice on icy roads with my wife at the helm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I'd trade all the Patsy trolls around here, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I'll throw in VABills, too. 176431[/snapback] Bugger. Why do you care, your cable company will just show a CFL game or something instead of showing the Bills in a Super Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I would start smoking and give it up 176438[/snapback] Id quit smoking hippie lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Lets see... last week I took a girl on a toy buying date. I told her that I was going to give it all to charity. $200 later, she thought I was the greatest guy on earth. After the date I went ahead and took everything back. So for a Bills SB victory, I would actually go out and rebuy those toys and give them to charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidey Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I would trade my wife for a Super Bowl victory! 176419[/snapback] Hmm 50 milion dollars hey if I had my choice I would take the 50 mil over the superbowl victory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Lets see... last week I took a girl on a toy buying date. I told her that I was going to give it all to charity. $200 later, she thought I was the greatest guy on earth. After the date I went ahead and took everything back. So for a Bills SB victory, I would actually go out and rebuy those toys and give them to charity. 176482[/snapback] Cold, dude, cold...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RastaMouse Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I would give up my Copenhagen snuff...wow, I must really love this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Lets see... last week I took a girl on a toy buying date. I told her that I was going to give it all to charity. $200 later, she thought I was the greatest guy on earth. After the date I went ahead and took everything back. So for a Bills SB victory, I would actually go out and rebuy those toys and give them to charity. 176482[/snapback] holy sh-- dude, you are the !@#$ing man. Do you have any more of these ideas in your stable? That is pure gold. You could charge a lot of cash for things like that. Also, how smart is this girl in question? Jr College, high schoool, university-level? the smarter the girl, teh better the scam this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 my old lady. hell, she'd go if we finish 8-8 for 10 years straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 holy sh-- dude, you are the !@#$ing man. Do you have any more of these ideas in your stable? That is pure gold. You could charge a lot of cash for things like that. Also, how smart is this girl in question? Jr College, high schoool, university-level? the smarter the girl, teh better the scam this is. 176499[/snapback] That particular girl was 24. I was in the doghouse with her before that night. Now I am Santa's little helper. I'm full of bad ideas... A few weeks ago I went out with a girl named Tara. Her roommate decided to tag along and we all went out to a club. After an hour they told me they had to go to the bathroom. Now they didn't really have to go to the rest room. They went in there to talk about me. This was our first date and I wanted to know how I was doing. So I go up to the bar and told this one girl, "if you go in there and find out what they are saying, I will buy you any drink you want". My informant went in there and got the low down on how the date was going. I found out what I was doing wrong, and what I was doing right. I made half-time adjustments and made myself more to their liking. The date ended great and it's all thanks to a $5 drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 heh, well i guess the nfl should start auctioning off super bowl victories "Sold to the Buffalo Bills for a wife, a girlfriend, an ex-husband and a guy who quit smoking." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardy Pyle Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Half time adjustments......that's gold Jerry, gold!! So was the first possession of the second half the most important part of the night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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