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Someone better tell him not to try to eat the midget trainer.

 

All signs suggest that we are on the cusp of a true Golden Age of intellectual enlightenment and global prosperity, unparalleled by any other period in human history, so yeah, there's probably going to be heavy casualties. Considering the existence of midgets is still very much so uncertain, I'm not exactly worried about the midget trainers, yet. If we find that Jasper does in fact believe in midgets and it turns out that midgets are out there literally running amok without regard for normal sized human beings and our laws, and all of our finest midget trainers have been cannibalized, THEN I would worry. But that is pretty far fetched in my opinion.

 

I'm more interested in what Jasper's strategy is to reduce the national defecit and how commercial skunk farming fits into his plans?

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