SoCalBills Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Dear Mr. Wilson, We respectfully agree to live with a crappy team over the last few years and into the next few without ill will if you would please grant us one thing. 1 Please announce your plans for our beloved team after your passing from this earth. Doing all of this would put our minds at ease and make us sleep better at night. We feel your secrecy over this matter is unfair and unjust treatment for the fans of the Buffalo Bills who have supported you and your "business" for the last 50 years For this consideration we are willing to do the following erect a statue in your honor in front of the stadium rename orchard park to "Wilson Park" never say anything bad about you or your family toast to you every time the bills score a touchdown with special fireworks and new shout song in your honor every child born in Erie county middle name shall thereby be "ralph" Thank you for your consideration of this matter. Yours Truly, Bills Fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 You had me untill the middle name part... but maybe we can work something out. . . BTW. Welcome to the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 You had me untill the middle name part... but maybe we can work something out. . . BTW. Welcome to the board. Could have swore there already was/is a SoCalBills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalBills Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 Could have swore there already was/is a SoCalBills Only Me baby! seriously, wouldnt it be nice to know what the plan is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaPolian8693 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 He won't tell you the plan because the plan is to just let the team go. If he made that public, there would be outcry and a huge shitstorm for him to deal with. He doesn't want that kind of hassle, so he remains silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalBills Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 He won't tell you the plan because the plan is to just let the team go. If he made that public, there would be outcry and a huge shitstorm for him to deal with. He doesn't want that kind of hassle, so he remains silent. That is what im afraid of... If he had a plan to help keep it in buffalo he would have said so IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Could have swore there already was/is a SoCalBills There are 15 with SoCal in their member name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akm0404 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Plan: Maximize short-term revenue until death by keeping team crappy in Buffalo. Estate sells team to highest bidder. Highest bidder maximizes long-term revenue by bringing team to viable NFL market. Bills fans get mad, then sad, then stay bitter forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalBills Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 Plan: Maximize short-term revenue until death by keeping team crappy in Buffalo. Estate sells team to highest bidder. Highest bidder maximizes long-term revenue by bringing team to viable NFL market. Bills fans get mad, then sad, then stay bitter forever. this is about as concise as it gets.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 There are 15 with SoCal in their member name. That explains it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 There are 15 with SoCal in their member name. And they're all lucky mothers, along with lamb and KTFABD, LABillz, etc...etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalBills Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 And they're all lucky mothers, along with lamb and KTFABD, LABillz, etc...etc... Didnt LABillz get banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Hansen Forever Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I think "Ralph" would be a stately middle name, especially for girls! Unfortunately, should Mr. Wilson sell the team and it moves away from western NY, we can all line up and moon the television cameras each time the press mentions the "the team formally known as the Buffalo Bills". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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