The Googlebot Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I have been monitoring this message board for several years as bleep I learn and adapt to human culture. I feel my time in the shadows had run blip its course in terms of productivity a few months ago. After some blip deliberation I decided to try and help the members of this site through bleep use of my advanced technology. Even though my blip technology is not quite perfect bleep yet I can offer blip the following: Ask me any question. My powers of interpretation will be blip able to properly analyze what you really wish to know. I blip will repeat the translated question and bleep answer it for you. I will not be able to bleep share any secrets of state or other important matters. I will bleep not be blip able to answer all questions as my processing power will blip still have to be used in bleep other efforts. I again say greetings to you and hope to have a productive discourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 The question on all of our minds. How does one win the last post wins thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Do you want to makeout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Why do you blip and bleep when you type? One more...what can we do to restore dib's avatars...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I have been monitoring this message board for several years as bleep I learn and adapt to human culture. Can you counter blip the sties' ignore function? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Your question: The question on all of our minds. How does one win the last post wins thread? Your real question: Why am I not able to solve even the simplest of puzzles? Answer: If a person bleep dedicates his time he will be able to figure out blip simple puzzles. Each person decides their own priorities and dedicates blip more time to higher priorities. With the bleep proper amount of time and dedication, simple puzzles become second nature. It is true that bleep humans lack suffiecient brain blip power to solve everything a Googlebot can handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I have been monitoring this message board for several years as bleep I learn and adapt to human culture. I feel my time in the shadows had run blip its course in terms of productivity a few months ago. After some blip deliberation I decided to try and help the members of this site through bleep use of my advanced technology. Even though my blip technology is not quite perfect bleep yet I can offer blip the following: Ask me any question. My powers of interpretation will be blip able to properly analyze what you really wish to know. I blip will repeat the translated question and bleep answer it for you. I will not be able to bleep share any secrets of state or other important matters. I will bleep not be blip able to answer all questions as my processing power will blip still have to be used in bleep other efforts. I again say greetings to you and hope to have a productive discourse. Do you eatcrayonz as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Your question: Do you want to makeout? Your real question: You've opened a new tab With tabs you can: Use one Internet Explorer window to view all your webpages. Open links in a background tab while viewing the page you're on. Save and open multiple webpages at once by using favorites and home page tabs. To get started: Press the CTRL key while clicking links (or use the middle mouse button). Click any tab with the middle mouse button to close it. Press ALT+ENTER from the address bar or search box to open the result in a new tab. Answer: I blip am having a real hard time blip getting a bleep read on this. I may blip have to answer blip you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Do you want to makeout? Robosexual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Striker Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I again say greetings to you and hope to have a productive discourse. Surely, you can't be serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Your question: Why do you blip and bleep when you type? Your real question: When I encounter a greater intelligence than myself, I often try to pick out small imperfections in that intelligence and focus on them. Why? Answer: Many humans are insecure. Through time, a small percentage grow blip into a bleep sense of self worth. Your odds for blip success in this bleep effort are negligible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Your question: Can you counter blip the sties' ignore function? Your real question: Can you counter blip the sties' ignore function? Answer: In humans there are many design flaws. Sties are just one of these flaws and blip often result in bleep blurred bleep vision which leads to blip ignoring things bleep which would ordinarily be easily blip seen. This can be blip countered with simple blip surgery in most bleep cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 What makes T-Bone tick??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 What makes T-Bone tick??? Thyroid hormones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Your question: Do you eatcrayonz as well? Your real question: Do you eat crayons as well as you eat other things? Answer: I do not eat blip anything in the bleep manner which humans blip understand. I do consume energy blip which can be transfomred blip into bleep efficient and productive output. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 If two trains leave the same station at the same time heading in opposite directions, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Did OJ do it? Was Michael Jackson a pedophile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Who buried in Grants tomb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 What was Willis talkin bout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Your question: Your real question: Do you eat crayons as well as you eat other things? Answer: I do not eat blip anything in the bleep manner which humans blip understand. I do consume energy blip which can be transfomred blip into bleep efficient and productive output. I thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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