EndZoneCrew Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 THE TOP TEN CJ SPILLER FACTS: 01 CJ Spiller's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 02 CJ Spiller counted to infinity - twice. 03 CJ Spiller does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. CJ Spiller goes killing. 04 If you can see CJ Spiller he can see you. If you can't see CJ Spiller you may be only seconds away from death. 05 CJ Spiller sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, CJ roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for CJ Spiller. 07 CJ Spiller built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, CJ Spiller met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 08 CJ Spiller has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. 09 They once made a CJ Spiller toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody. 10 A blind man once stepped on CJ Spiller's shoe. CJ replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm CJ Spiller!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by CJ Spiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 wow...this is lame. Couldn't you have at least come up with new jokes instead of copy / pasting Chuck Norris jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Zevon Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 lamest post ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 lamest post ever No this is: I heard Hitler is pissed the Bills picked Spiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 No this is: I heard Hitler is pissed the Bills picked Spiller. You can't post the Hitler parodies anymore. The company with the rights to the movie is issuing DMCA takedowns for hitler clips. http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20100420/1303349118.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lets_go_bills Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Lol but sounds like you just replaced Chuck Norris with CJ Spiller. Here's a few more though: 11. When CJ Spiller goes into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets CJ Spiller. 12. CJ Spiller can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 13. CJ Spiller once kicked a horse in the face. The horses descendants are now known as giraffes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted April 23, 2010 Author Share Posted April 23, 2010 lamest post ever instead of watching re-runs of yourself in DC CAB and Black Sheep you post on my lame post....congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 You can't post the Hitler parodies anymore. The company with the rights to the movie is issuing DMCA takedowns for hitler clips. http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20100420/1303349118.shtml Hitler is pissed that you can no longer make Hitler parodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urquie Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 This pick just sucks!!!!!!!! what about the frekin Q.B OR THE O LINE. I for one are really pissed about this pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 This pick just sucks!!!!!!!! what about the frekin Q.B OR THE O LINE. I for one are really pissed about this pick. I am really pissed, not I are really pissed. What are you, some kind of freaking pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted April 23, 2010 Author Share Posted April 23, 2010 I am really pissed, not I are really pissed. What are you, some kind of freaking pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 ARRRRRRGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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