leh-nerd skin-erd Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 a true marketing genius, one of elite stature worthy of our respect and gratitude, would remain deathly silent on the issue of utmost importance to his fan base. a true marketing genius would conduct interviews in a veritable cone of silence, allowing anticipation and yes--even frustration to mount as the natives became increasingly frustrated. a true marketing genius would set the wheels in place for a hiring so inspired as to blow the socks off the nfl media establishment! a true marketing genius upon securing the services of one of the most highly sought after coaches in todays nfl, would throw a little misdirection out. he might, in fact, encourage his new coach to reach out to an old friend to be his offensive coordinator. at the same time, a true marketing genius would casually slip the name of said offensive coordinator to a friend of a friend, perhaps neglecting to identify him not as the next offensive coordinator but in fact the next head coach. and a true marketing genius, a wizard of wizards, a get-their-asses-in-the-seat-and-ralphie-let's-count-the-cash marketing savant would set a press conference to announce the rather uninspired offensive coordinator and instead introduce the next coach of the buffalo bills as: William Englebert Cowher. (if 3 hobos can get 50 years of press out of walking on a knoll, i can get a few minutes enjoyment out of Cowher-Gailey). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 +1...somebody get on those flights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83 Lee for HOF 83 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 a true marketing genius, one of elite stature worthy of our respect and gratitude, would remain deathly silent on the issue of utmost importance to his fan base. a true marketing genius would conduct interviews in a veritable cone of silence, allowing anticipation and yes--even frustration to mount as the natives became increasingly frustrated. a true marketing genius would set the wheels in place for a hiring so inspired as to blow the socks off the nfl media establishment! a true marketing genius upon securing the services of one of the most highly sought after coaches in todays nfl, would throw a little misdirection out. he might, in fact, encourage his new coach to reach out to an old friend to be his offensive coordinator. at the same time, a true marketing genius would casually slip the name of said offensive coordinator to a friend of a friend, perhaps neglecting to identify him not as the next offensive coordinator but in fact the next head coach. and a true marketing genius, a wizard of wizards, a get-their-asses-in-the-seat-and-ralphie-let's-count-the-cash marketing savant would set a press conference to announce the rather uninspired offensive coordinator and instead introduce the next coach of the buffalo bills as: William Englebert Cowher. (if 3 hobos can get 50 years of press out of walking on a knoll, i can get a few minutes enjoyment out of Cowher-Gailey). Russ? that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal2dagame Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 woah! thats heavy ogre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agilen Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 His middle name is Englebert? I'm not nearly as scared of him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 one of em is Woody Harrellson's father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 His middle name is Englebert? I'm not nearly as scared of him now. Ya... Good thing his last isn't Humperdink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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