stuckincincy Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, Old Rover drove her, the dog had a bone of his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She had so many kids, her uterus fell out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Hickory, Dickory, Dock The B---- was all over my ---- The clock struck two, I dumped my --- and I dropped the ----- on the next block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Selected Nursery Rhymes of A.D. Clay Hickory Dickory Dock. My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my rooster. Roll, roll, roll your !@#$ Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick. Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, !@#$in' smelly baboon Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. It woke up the spider Who lived deep inside her. He said "Hey, free electric and gas." Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper. Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her crack Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack. Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie !@#$ed that one-eyed slut Old King Cole was a merry old soul A merry old soul was he He chewed off his tit And ate his own stevestojan And washed it down with some tea. Hickory Dickory Dock Some chick was sucking my rooster The clock struck two I dropped my goo I dumped the B word on the next block. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty That !@#$in' whore. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that kitty it's too damn hairy Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, B word?" Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her poor dog a bone When she bent over, Her Rover took over And she got a bone of her own. Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So Jack ignored those flabby breasts And licked her !@#$ clean Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top Your mother's a whore, And I ain't your pop. Little Bo Peep !@#$ed her sheep Blew a horse, licked his feet She ate his ass so very nice Tongued his balls not once but twice Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head !@#$ed her ass and went to bed Little jack Horner sat in a corner Eating a pizza pie. He stevestojan pepperoni, Then blew his friend Tony, And wiped his mouth on his tie Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Shine upon the parking lot As I eat my girl friends twat. Three blind mice, see how they run Where the !@#$ are they going? Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe Suck my dick and swallow slow. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack burnt off his !@#$in' dick. There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe She had so many kids Her uterus fell out Patty cake, patty cake, Baker's man If your chick's on her period !@#$ her in the can Mary had a little lamb, She kept in her backyard. When she took her panties off His wooly dick got hard. Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, the guy that !@#$ed her ass. Rub a Dub Dub Three men in a tub. Faggots have threesomes, too- So !@#$in' what. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I !@#$ed your mother's ass And she had you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 The Diceman ROCKED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two hunks of bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. 123054[/snapback] Jack and Jill went up the hill To get a pail of water Jack got down, Jill came around And now they have a son and a daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Actually, if you want to know the full meaning of the rhyme: "Ring around the rosey" - refers to the sores plague sufferrers would get, which were red before they turned black. "Pocket full of posies" - refers to the habit people developed of carrying around flowers, either to 1) cleanse the air of the "bad humors" that were thought to cause plague, or 2) to mask the smell of the unburied dead. "Ashes, ashes, we all fall down" - actually, I've heard the original form of this line was "Achoo, achoo, we all fall down", which is a fairly accurate six word description of bubonic plauge. 122968[/snapback] Is there an echo in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted November 18, 2004 Author Share Posted November 18, 2004 Is there an echo in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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