PastaJoe
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I gotta know right now Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Do you love me? And will you love me forever?
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"Let us be lovers, we'll marry our fortunes together I've got some real estate here in my bag" So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies And walked off to look for America
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What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So far at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again No, no, I'll never fall in love again
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Do you remember what you did during recess at school?
PastaJoe replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall
6th-8th grade there was a group of us who played street hockey on an empty side parking lot. -
When you hold me In your arms so tight You let me know Everything's alright I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me
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WESOŁEGO ALLELUJA!
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So, take a letter, Maria, address it to my wife Say I won't be coming home, gotta start a new life Oh, take a letter Maria, address it to my wife Send a copy to my lawyer, gotta start a new life
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I got brass in pocket I got bottle, I'm gonna use it Intention, I feel inventive Gonna make you, make you, make you notice and Got motion, restrained emotion Been driving, Detroit leaning No reason, just seems so pleasing Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
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There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off! There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off! There's a dozen on my cousin I can hear the bastard buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off!
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If you should ever leave me Though life would still go on believe me The world could show nothing to me So what good would living do me God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows what I'd be without you
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You're still the one I want to talk to in bed Still the one that turns my head We're still having fun, and you're still the one
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I've lived long enough to have learned The closer you get to the fire, the more you get burned But that won't happen to us 'Cause it's always been a matter of trust
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Now that you're gone All that's left is a band of gold All that's left of the dreams I hold Is a band of gold And the memories of what love could be If you were still here with me
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Living in a fantasy Ever since you came to me Living in a fantasy Drowning in this luxury Ever since you came to me I'm living in a dream
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Lovers forever, face-to-face My city, your mountains Stay with me, stay I need you to love me I need you today Give to me your leather Take from me my lace
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This weekend on SiriusXM Howard 101 they will be playing Gilbert’s appearances on Howard Stern.
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I want to live I want to give I've been a miner For a heart of gold It's these expressions I never give That keep me searching For a heart of gold And I'm getting old
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I got to know him from his appearances on the Howard Stern show. He was the best at ad-libbing during the news. His impersonations of Bela Legosi, Groucho Marx, Georgie Jessel, and singing in Yiddish were hilarious.
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If I could read your mind, love What a tale your thoughts could tell Just like a paperback novel The kind the drugstore sells
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I don't care if you hurt me some more I don't care if you even the score You can knock me and I don't care And you can mock me and I don't care And you can rock me just about anywhere It's alright 'Cause you're all I've got tonight You're all I've got tonight You're all I've got tonight I need you tonight I need you tonight
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Oh, last night, I didn't get to sleep at all, no, no The sleeping pill I took was just a waste of time I couldn't close my eyes 'cause you were on my mind And last night, I didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep No, I didn't get to sleep at all
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In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water And you fire 'til he is done in but they catch you at the border And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street You go back, Jack, do it again, wheel turnin' 'round and 'round You go back, Jack, do it again
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I see the bad moon a-rising I see trouble on the way I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today Don't go around tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise
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Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy! Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin' Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door
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I'm a fleabit peanut monkey All my friends are junkies That's not really true I'm a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer What you do? But, I've been bit and I've been tossed around By every she-rat in this town Have you, babe?
