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devldog131

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  1. Messing with the playoff machine, I could see it playing out this way. I selected who I realistically believe will win each game and had the Bills winning out, these are the results. if you feel I'm wrong or unrealistic on any relevant games, tell me why and I will see if the change impact the result.

     

    Winners are in bold

     

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  2. I think he should rock a Kelso helmet.

    When I met Freddy Smerlas a few weeks ago, he had a photo of himself and Kelso on the wall in his office. The topic of the helmet came up and, according to Freddy, it actually made for bigger problems than concussions.

     

    According to him, when a helmet or shoulder pad would hit the padding on the Great Gazoo helmet, instead of glancing off, it would get stuck to the padding and wrench his neck in unnatural directions.

  3. I've been managing a warehouse in Marlborough, MA, for about a year and a half now. Shortly after I came on board, all of the delivery drivers at the dock (upon seeing me in Bills gear nearly every day) kept telling me that Fred Smerlas' company, All Pro Promotions and Appearances, is right down the street, about 1/8th of a mile away. They kept saying I should go over there and introduce myself, check out all of the memorabilia in his office, and talk football with him. So, this morning, I finally did.

     

    He was a great guy. He was happy to take a couple minutes out of his day to talk Buffalo football and sign a couple of autographs for a Bills fan. I love it when guys are cool to the fans and take the time out to acknowledge them.

     

    My week has been made.

     

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  4. No it's ok. Totally. It would have been a lot more funny if you called me Cassel or asked if I was Matt Cassel.

     

    Better luck next time. When you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.

     

    Im just trying to help. Just so you know next time. I have to teach people to be funny sometimes. It's kind of hard though. Being funny is not easily taught. Either you are or you're not.

     

    Sounds like you're not. But it's ok. You can still live a long and productive life if you stay in school and say no to drugs.

     

    Insert a bunch of smiley faces.

    Or perhaps you were just a little too dim to pick up on it. It's ok, I don't hold it against people.

     

    Being clever is tough if you aren't born with it. I've tried to teach a number of people to be more clever but, unfortunately, if the genetics aren't there, they just aren't there. Being clever is not easily taught. Either you are or you're not.

     

    Sounds like you're not. But it's ok. You can still live a long and productive life if you stay in school and say no to drugs.

  5. I ate at a buddy's house who couldn't eat gluten once. He did a whole gluten free spread. The gluten free versions of normal foods were so terrible I couldn't eat any of them.

     

    I have no idea what gluten is, but I learned two things about it that day: it is delicious, and I think all food needs more of it.

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