The convention decided to strip Pluto of it's title after a second failed urine sample for planet-enhancing steroids.
Pluto denies the allegations and alleges that the samples were tampered with by other orbiting masses, principally the Earth's Moon.
"I've been a planet for 76 years, man and boy," said the outer space object. "I've worked hard to get where I am today and no planet enhancing drugs would change that. Now they want to tell me I am more of a moon to Neptune than a planet of the Sun! It's an outrage!"
In a statement, the Earth's moon said:
"I haven't been within 3,647,240,000 miles of Pluto in many hundreds of years. There is no way I could possibly of tampered with urine samples given by Pluto. I am proud to serve the Earth with night time illumination and it is absurd that anyone would think I would be jealous of Pluto's planetary status. But we must face facts, and in this ever contracting universe be comfortable to call a spade a spade."
The conference continues.