The Big Cat

How much longer do you think you'll need to stall before coming up with a real zinger?

My wife would tell you that's impossible. I'm sure if you pick up a couple extra shifts, you'll be able to afford to buy your own wife in a couple decades. The non-English speaking ones would be best for a guy like you. If the best you can do is I know you are but what am I, then go home and sleep on it. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Sexual arousal from a message board? And you're still single? Can't be. That's a great question. I do consider it an exceptional waste of time. But I was on the road all week and working from home today and just couldn't help but stick my nose in the wind twisting. Learning to hold my tongue is an opportunity for development. I would say that 90% of posters here are oblivious to their own bias. Naming names would be an even bigger waste of time. Is that really how you wanted to spend your questions?

Hahaha, okay. So, a hack or a coward would connect all those dots and then turn around and say there's absolutely nothing to see re: the growing list of connections between Trump's circle and Putin's. I'm perfectly okay saying that either set of dots can be connected. I'm also perfectly content saying neither of them are even remotely plausible. But being sold on one and in denial of the other, when it's so perfectly aligned to party politics: that's cowardly !@#$ery, and it's all that ever happens here. On both sides.

I'll bet when you tell the ladies what a hardass you are on internet message boards, the panties just fly right off.

"We all know?" Is that like the cool kids table in the 7th grade cafeteria? Do you call people kitty to their face? Or is that just something you do behind your keyboard? You don't know **** about me.

Ask me a question.

You can me ask me to do either of those things. I won't. You're the one spouting insane right wing conspiracy theories about assasinations of 28 year old dnc staffers. I owe you nothing in the form of citation.

Very important questions that you should be asking yourself, yes.

Okay. See, when you have your guys who unquestionably give you nothing but "facts," then identify other guys who never EVER, under any circumstance, provide anything you'll accept as "fact" then you're engaging in !@#$ery. That's why I responded to you. But--predictably--you have no inclination to think critically this way. That's why PPP is a circle jerk of !@#$ery day in and day out. It's partly comical, mostly pathetic. And yes, I come here for the sole purpose of critiquing the objectivity some of you have convinced yourselves of. It's anything but. Don't confuse this for any kind of validation of liberal !@#$ery. And don't confuse this with an endorsement of the liberal !@#$tards you guys like to spend all your time slapping around. You don't know diddly about my knowledge/opinions of these things. Spare me the self-congratulating insults that will profess to.

1.) why are you asking me the first three questions as if i'm one of your barking seal whipping boys? but more importantly: 2.) why is it so predictable that the local devotees can't/won't see the hypocrisy of consistently failing to apply the level of intellectually honest cynicism present in your first three bullets to the partisan hack buffoonery present in the fourth?

Holy ****. I didn't think the PPP !@#$ery could be illustrated so succinctly. I'm moderately impressed.

Oh, I'm definitely judging you yahoos. Make no mistake about it.

PPP: a place where a half dozen or so hypocrites spend several hours every day calling anyone who disagrees with them a hypocrite.

What's there to debate in a thread like that!?

Read the title of the thread. By whom? The repubs saying he should recuse himself for lying under oath?

Why does it matter?

Well that's a point nobody is making.

can't fail if you don't try

this poll proves my theory that the usual suspects camped out on this board day and night are liars and/or thieves

Well, Jesus, if Jason Never-La-Confirms-His-Sources speculates...

Do you suppose the NYDN charged Rex a flat fee for that piece of crap? Or do you think he paid by the word?

And by save the Broncos you mean signed Manning as a FA?

Nothing like a former player to shake up the old boys network

Nice life.