Rubes

Williamsville North.

That's pure genius! Send it in to TD, maybe we can take this somewhere....

Nah, we moved to Getzville by the time I hit 4th grade.

Wow, I used to live right near that growing up. Right by Glendale Elementary.

Reason returns to Dover; Pat Robertson has another mouth seizure Yay Pat!

Excellent, thanks Lori!

Thanks, AKC. Nice job. I think you also gave a couple of good examples of what the coaches often say: one guy misses his assignment, and the whole play is shot. Yet, when you look at it, everybody else seemed to do a good job and had that one guy not screwed up, it would have been a good play. Oh well!

I never did catch that press conference. What happened?

Dat's right. Go Big Red!

Strangely, I now feel nauseated.

I'll tell you what, if the Bills didn't collapse in that game against the Pats, Boston would be wringing their hands like mad today. The Bills dominated the Pats in much the same way that the Colts did (albeit to a lesser extent), which would have made two dominations, at home, on national TV, to AFC opponents. That defense was taken for a ride in both games, and if we had only hung on, the Pats D would be getting lambasted in the press. Ah well.

Kansas OK's evolution language My favorite part: Aw hell, why not.

Dammit, Doc! You forgot to use the lube again!

Amazing how close this sounds to a junkie convincing himself he can take just one more hit, and that's all.

Yes, but I thought it had to involve the guy who hasn't carried the ball in years.

...well, their output, at least. 4 trips, 4 TDs. Had we done that against the Pats, it would have been a similar story.

Lawrence Philips....wow.

I sense a book and a cable TV movie in the making...

Is that "newly" non-virgin, or is this someone else?

I would have to say "no", but if one of his teammates does something spectacular and he gives them a smack on the helmet, then that definitely counts as a hit. Not only that, but he will also then get at least partial credit for the spectacular play.

Don't forget...you too can play the "count the hits" game and see if you can find as many Bruschi (We're not worthy!) hits as the media.

Damn if this isn't the post of the year for me.

Um...it's a Saturday night game.

F!$#@ Miami. Forever.

How come it doesn't affect Nick in Bruschi (We're not worthy!)?