Walmart Whackers
A 55 year old man was caught in the local Walmart in his car with his pants down whacking his pee pee. He's the guy that does the drug testingt at my work. This just happened last week. On the bumper of his car there is a bumper sticker that says.........................
I (heart) my wife.
Therefore, I came up with the name Walmart Whackers!
True story, if I can find a link to it I'll post it. Can't wait till he comes into work and ask me to pee in a cup.