Just
End
The
Season?
After the Bills dispose of the Jets this Sunday, you will call Ira from Staten Island, the resident Jets fan on NY sports radio, and he will swing by and pick you up in his 1987 IROC-Z wearing a Mickey Shuler jersey listening to a cassete tape of Debbie Gibson, and you will go sulk in your sorrows at some sleezy Long Island strip joint, reminiscing of the glory days of Freeman McNeil and Browing Nagle.
Then to cap off the night, you and Ira will hit some club on Long Island, you wearing your best Z Cavaricci shirt for the night and some English Leather to lure the Long Island big hair ladies, and as you are dancing to some 80's techno, you drop your cigarette, causing a massive fire, and Fireman Ed comes to the rescue!