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The one person that I felt sorry for at the game yesterday ... me!

This is the reason that I stay ... plus the $500 from slash when I win this thing. It's not the losing that bothers me, even when we beat NYJ & Car ... it's ugly ... it's boring. This is suppossed to be entertaining, but it's not.

We left with 9 minutes in the 4th quarter to beat the traffic, and still took an hour to get out of the parking lot.

Yeah, let's start a 3rd string QB who has been inactive and Roscoe Parrish has been the emergency QB the last 2 weeks. Yes, our QBs suck, but when we run a simple offense that the opposing D knows exactly what is coming, it doesn't matter who is at QB.

I stopped caring a month ago.

Question: Season ticket holders, are you going to renew next year? I'm subletting 4 great seats, but with such a lousy product and the schedule of 2 kids to juggle ... I'm out next year.

Thank God for the bye week ... I don't have to waste a sunday on this garbage.

Frodo: Underhill. My name's Underhill. Innkeeper: Underhill, yes... Frodo: We're friends of Gandalf the Grey. Can you tell him we've arrived? Innkeeper: Gandalf? Gandalf... Oh.... yes! I remember. Elderly chap. Big grey beard, and pointy hat ... Not seen him for 6 months.

Ralph has $9 million reasons.

Find out if there's a doctor on board as quietly as you can ... Joey ... have you ever been in a ... a Turkish prison? Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

And when you're incompetent, you don't see it. Plus, there are lots of guys that you can throw under the bus and blame it on ...

I tried rooting for them to lose against Cleveland figuring that Jauron would get fired, but he didn't. Why root for them to lose if DJ won't get fired? So they can have a higher draft pick to whiff on?!? This team is so dysfunctional at every level that it doesn't matter any more.

He is a smart man, and he loves being an NFL head coach, so he'll enjoy it as long as he can because he has to be smart enough to know he'll NEVER get another shot.

They estimate 4,000 no shows ... If one of my fin fan friends doesn;t buy my tix, there will be 4 more no shows for the next home game.

5% this week ... don't matter, Ralph's not going to fire him ... but just in case anyone cares any more ... here is the link again ... ESPN Poll

At least in the Cleveland game ... fans cared enough to boo. Yesterday, I think they got booed once.

Booing Ralph won't work ... He'll just think we're saying "B-r-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-c-e", and since Bruce went in the HOF with Ralph, he'll just get confused and look around for Bruce and think that we're really idiots, then he'll back up the Mayflower truck in the middle of the night and move the team to Toronto.

Now, listen carefully: Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And don't mention Frodo. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's better if you do not speak at all.

Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn look to the East.

Thanks Tom ... nice try, but we're not buying it ... this thread lives on ... LOL

What can men do against such reckless hate?

Congratulations

ROFL ... I think it's funny, but it could be the drugs talking too ... let's go with funny.

In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin' By yer radio Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya You ain't got no friends . . . An' all the others: they hate ya Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm? Well, lemme straighten you out About a place I know . . . (Get yer shoes 'n socks on people, It's right aroun' the corner!) Out through the night An' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases, Out through the night An' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . . This has to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis But us regular folks Who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: STINK FOOT Y'know, my python boot is too tight I couldn't get it off last night A week went by, an' now it's July I finally got it off An' my girl-friend cry "You got STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT, darlin' Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" Here Fido . . . Fido . . . C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers "Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh . . . sick . . . Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over An' he looked me straight in the eye An' you know what he said? Once upon a time Somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told him right then (Fido said) It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit Is the Apostrophe(') Well, you know The man who was talkin' to the dog Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief) "You can't say that!" He said: "IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T! IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T 'N IT SHOULDN'T . . . IT COULDN'T!" He told me NO NO NO! I told him YES YES YES! I said: "I do it all the time . . . Ain't this boogie a mess!" THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT (POO-DLE . . . ) THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES ( . . . BITES) THE POODLE CHEWS IT (POO-DLE . . . ) THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES ( . . . BITES) THE POODLE CHEWS IT (POO-DLE . . . ) THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES ( . . . BITES) THE POODLE CHEWS IT (POO-DLE . . . ) THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES ( . . . BITES) THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

Booooooo ... that's my shtick ... boooo Oh, we'll make it past 200 ... on our way to infinity and beyond!