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Pete hasn't changed his socks in 17 weeks ...

I know man .... I know ... this was not one of my finer moments ... yet this thread just WON'T DIE !!!!

I'm assuming that Cutler is our QB and Mike Sherman is our head coach ... Soprano is a genius ...

What the hell ... I'll buy the navy a round ... USMC here, 1st Persian Excursion 90/91.

I thought we were bringing in Hugh G Rection?!? I saw his agent, Harry Balls at the airport.

I feel so special ... and btw ... I'm still waiting for you to change my status from rookie to stud-muffin ... you promised!

/dev/null has 3 nipples ...

erynthered masturbates about 15 times a day ... good chance that he's doing it right now ...

Yeah ... makes perfect sense ... NOT!! Oh well if the mock drafts say so ... it must be true.

Even injured, he is better than any other TE we have ...

Well said ... some fans are real quick to want to run someone out of town ...

Ok ... ok ... this thread is gay ... I'm banning myself from this thread

And what if Mike Williams didn't have huge man-boobs and zero desire to play football ... and what if JP Losman could anything else other than throw a ball 70 yards ... I hope Miami is dumb enough to sign this turd

Dude ... I think you're right.

Because if someone started a new Cutler thread, I was going to do violence on their manhood, so I ... started ... oh dang! I didn't think of that .... OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! ... {in high pitched voice} ... that hurt, I am such a dumb a$$!!!

Well we do have a large Geico office here ... maybe he's shopping for car insurance

If I see one more Cutler thread ... I'm gonna boot someone in the yam bag ... I'm serious!!!!

Awww come on!!! I'm losing brain cells with every post ... at this rate I'll be a worthless tub of goo by thursday ... I guess I'll have to change my name to Mike Williams.

For what it's worth ... I saw Mike Williams get off of a plane from Miamiville Bay ... he looked good ... he was a svelt 650 pounds ... he gave me 3 boxes of his Krispy Kremes ... I saw him get in an SUV with a Buffalo Bills parking tag hanging from the rear window. Unfortunately, the cheap shocks and tires all blew on the passenger side for some inexplicable reason ... they were waiting for a new car when I left.

Yeah ... but only 121 more quality posts like this I will no longer be a rookie ...

back to the old drawing board ...

Guess who I saw at the airport tonight around 6:45 ... you won't believe me, but luckily I had my camera phone ... Link

Soprano must've signed up for a new account

Yeah ... democracy will work in Iraq ... sure ...

The Biils signed Tony Orlando?!? Cool, but what about Dawn?!?