John F. Kerry

Uhhh...I blame my speechwriter. Uhhh...the Secret Service guy got in my way...

That is why I have Edwards on the ticket. To provide charisma.

No, it is more like Annan spoke DIRECTLY BEFORE BUSH, so it is a valid comparison since it is THE EXACT SAME AUDIENCE. I know that critical analysis is not one of your strengths, but damn. BTW, you can't afford to lose any more IQ points. You need to preserve the few that remain.

Why, whatever do you mean.

We were heros first, then when I returned we were war criminals, and now that I am running for President we are heros again.

I went for four months, got some medals, threw them away, came back and said that my fellow soldiers are war criminals, and now am trying to get them to vote for me for President. Oh, yeah, and I was in Congress for a few years, but we won't talk about that.

Nice way to avoid Paco's question. He specifically stated that you have no basis for comparision, since you only listened to Bush's speech. Keep it up. You are just making yourself look worse and worse.

It is because I was in Vietnam.

Wow. Is this guy for real? Here's some solid advice- why not write a book about your struggle? You could easily get your message out- but you'd better check Amazon- I think "Mein Kampf" is taken. 44631[/snapback] Yes, I am for real. I guess you are too stupid to see that. Stick with "Bush Bad," "No Blood For Oil," "Halliburton," "Mission Accomplished," etc. It is much easier to just parrot than to actually think. If you actually thought your posts (just in this thread) through, you would realize you sound like an idiot: "The UN hates Bush because they were quiet during his speech." "No, that's just the way the UN listens to speeches." "Maybe...but the UN hates Bush because they were quiet during his speech." "But they were just as quiet during Annan's speech." "I don't believe you, because they like Annan and they hate Bush because they were quiet during his speech." "BUT THAT'S THE WAY THE UN LISTENS TO SPEECHES!!!" But of course, you now need to say people advocate murder, they are Hitler, etc. You may want to watch the Hitler stuff, though. This board does not tolerate that kind of stuff. Moderators and Adminstrators have been known to delete posts like that.

Vote for me. I was in Vietnam.

Well, we wouldn't want you to actually be informed, before posting idiotic remarks.

It is people like you who are killing me in this election. You are exactly the reason why I am having a tough time getting my message out. You want to focus on the relative amount of applause, or lack of applause in a body that does not applaud, instead of discussing something that is actually important. You also continue to trot out the same tired rhetoric, and parrot it because you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. Now, run along. I think the Teletubbies are on, and that seems like more your speed. You do not have to think about anything, just play along with what they say.

It happened a long time go.

I agree. Did you know I was in Vietnam?

There were crickets during Kofi Annan's address as well. Does that mean your analogy holds for that speech or are you just applying a double standard?

But, I have the support of the Klingons Klingons love me

Now, if I were there, there would be nothing but standing ovations from the countries I would be bribing...I mean working with...on tough international issues like Iraq. Elect me President. I was in Vietnam.

"Athletic" was not the right word. I guess I am questioning Tom actually owning athletic equipment.

That is given. I am just questioning the "athletic" portion of your post.

Hardly.

For that description to be correct, wouldn't you have to assume that Tom actually played sports when he was a kid?

Shhh...Don't say that too loudly. I want to actually win this election.

1) Alice Walton (#8 on Forbes Richest List) 2) Helen Walton (#10 on Forbes Richest List) 3) Liliane Bettencourt (#13 on Forbes Richest List) 4) Kirsten Rausing (#20 on Forbes Richest List) 5) Anne Chambers (#21 on Forbes Richest List)

And the board has been paying for it ever since. Thanks NG.

Nope. The last thing we need is to have third party candidates screwing up the system. We will keep things as just Democrat and Republican.