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my god, our uniforms look awful.
Tux of Borg replied to jester43's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Who would have guessed we had so many meterosexuals on this board. -
They were on the McGahee bandwagon for most of the game.
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This thread is brought to you by Campell's Chunky - Click for Cans.
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jetnation.com They were right about one thing... this game was a blow out.
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A suicide watch has been issued for the Jets Nation until 8pm tomorrow night.
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Rushing Leaders this week. Willie Parker PIT 223 Ladell Betts WAS 171 Maurice Jones-Drew JAC 166 Fred Taylor JAC 131 Frank Gore SF 130 Willis McGahee BUF 125
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I thought McGahee had no heart.
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I wonder what type of excuses the NY media will come up with for this one.
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The Republicans Southern Problem
Tux of Borg replied to molson_golden2002's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Anti-gay amendment passes in S.C. 78 percent to 22 percent It's still called the bible belt for a reason. -
Wed = Hump girl of the day Thurs = Gay Thursday
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My Webpage Scott Weiland talks new Velvet Revolver album Tuesday, December 05, 2006 Velvet Revolver singer Scott Weiland has spoken to Billboard about the band's second album, for which recording is finally getting underway after months of false starts. Although Weiland had said in several earlier interviews that the project would be a concept record, he now says he has "thrown that idea out the window," adding, "In my opinion, there are so many schlock concept albums that have come out in the past year. The ground is way too over-fertile with concept records. I prefer to write a lean and rather vicious rock 'n' roll record. I think that would be a better contribution to rock'n'roll at this moment." There is no word on whether the album will keep its tentative title of Libertad. A mid-to-late-spring release is planned for the disc, which will follow up the group's 2004 debut, Contraband. Velvet Revolver is working on the CD with producer Brendan O'Brien after an initial stint with Rick Rubin "did not work out," according to Weiland. The former Stone Temple Pilots vocalist said that the band first started writing new songs about six months ago, but then "really kind of flat-lined for a while." Weiland admitted, "There was a definite loss of inspiration for a bit there...Once Brendan came on board, I guess it was kind of like a shot in the arm. It was a new energy." Brendan O'Brien has produced or mixed records by many of the major rock bands of the last 20 years, including Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Rage Against The Machine and Audioslave. Weiland has also been working on his first solo effort since 1998's 12 Bar Blues, which will come out in late 2007 or early 2008 through Softdrive Records, which the singer co-owns.
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Why online dating doesn't work. My Webpage
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This is gonna be the BEST. SUICIDE. EVER!
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What do you think Lana wears to bed?
Tux of Borg replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
This week we're going with "Army Strong". Please check back next week when we promise to have an even worse slogan. -
What do you think Lana wears to bed?
Tux of Borg replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
When Lana became a woman she ditched her Marine t-shirt for an Army Ranger one. -
I told you Karma is a B word. One minute you're banging your roommate's cousin and the next he is sabotaging your chances with a chick named Audrey.
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What do you think Lana wears to bed?
Tux of Borg replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I think Lana wears a Jingle Bells Pastie Set from Sirens Secrets. -
Guess Who Has Two Mommies?
Tux of Borg replied to molson_golden2002's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Not that I really give a !@#$ one way or another, but gay marriage was overwhelming shot down this past election. -
My roommate does the whole online dating thing. It seems to work well for him as he scores pretty frequently. As for me, I work on the beach and spend most of my day socializing with girls in bikinis. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it.
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uga is +2.5 vs. va tech louisville is -10 vs. wake fsu +5.5 vs. ucla rutgers -7 vs. kansas state kentucky +10.5 vs. clemson scarolina -7 vs. houston miami is -3 vs. nevada auburn -3 vs. nebraska tennessee -4.5 vs. penn state arkansas -1.5 vs. wisconsin michigan -1.5 vs. usc lsu -9 vs. notre dame and finally..... florida is +8 vs. ohio state
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My Webpage PORN STAR JAMESON SIDELINED AT LINGERIE BOWL Porn star JENNA JAMESON has been forced to pull out of showing off her sporting skills at next year's (07) Lingerie Bowl pay-per-view TV special because she can't get insured to play football. The X-rated actress was hoping to play quarterback at the quirky Super Bowl alternative game, where sexy participants don lingerie for scrimmages. She says, "For a small girl, I can really rocket that f**ker." But Jameson has been sidelined by her concerned insurance company bosses, who fear she'll be injured in the televised match up. The porn star will now take charge of the game commentary, which she insists she'll do in her sexiest underwear.
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My Webpage Is this spray can the condom, or the mace? BERLIN (Reuters) - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes. Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives. "We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious." Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. "It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash." Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip. However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process. Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colors, will on the market by 2008. He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($26) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10 euros, he said. Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.
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Went To my first woman doctor today
Tux of Borg replied to plenzmd1's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I've gotten two physicals from women doctors. First time was when i was 16 and in the ER for putting my head through a car's windshield. She made me lay down on the table while she checked me down there. Second time i was getting a physical for the military. One second she was checking my back while i was bending over. The next thing i know she was giving me the finger test. I had no idea it was coming, but it didn't take long. You gotta watch out for those women docs... sneaky things. -
Please pray for my sister-in-law.
Tux of Borg replied to buckeyemike's topic in Off the Wall Archives
That's terrible... she is in my prayers. -
The theme song to CHiPs.