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  1. Crap Throwing Monkey
    When the back carries him for 6+ yards, that's very debatable.
  2. Crap Throwing Monkey
    And I don't care what the talking heads say, that was not that good a kick.
  3. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Your posts are garb.
  4. Crap Throwing Monkey
    And Losman has only thrown for one first down so far...all the others were runs after the catch, which don't count according to Holcomb's Arm...
  5. Crap Throwing Monkey
    It's a completely non-sexual half-apathetic lack of infatuation. Smart-ass.
  6. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Of course, when you've got 700 pounds of "Williams" in your interior line, you're crowding the line no matter what the play...
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    Taylor could have carried him to the end zone, as effectively as Crowell hit him. Crowell had almost nothing to do with that stop. He shouldn't even get the tackle he'll be credited with on that play. And I do loke Crowell. I'm happy to see him starting and Posey gone. But he did jack sh-- on that play.
  8. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Moorman is clothing?
  9. Crap Throwing Monkey
    "Big"? Is that what you call it when Crowell gets carried six yards on the RB's back? I mean, good job by Crowell to wrap him up behind the LOS...but you've got to bring him down.
  10. Crap Throwing Monkey
    His first one was good. It was also in the other direction.
  11. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Arguably, bringing a bag full of anything with "So-and-so at the TSA is and idiot" is threatening. I don't think so...sitting at a keyboard watching idiots discuss it on the internet. But if I actually worked as an airport security official and witnessed it at the gate, I might think otherwise.
  12. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Well...when you actually plow into the catcher, it's tough not to call it.
  13. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Good God, Ellison looks young. He looks like a high school player. One of the few LB's I've ever seen that has a neck, too...
  14. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Any Texans or Raiders game is over before it begins, by definition.
  15. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Pooch kick, recovered by Thomas. Vikes called fair catch, so it was Vikes ball. The officials ridiculously called interference even though no Viking was within two yards of the ball, and tacked on an extra 15 yards, which moved the ball to mid-field.
  16. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Bills certainly are good at creating situations that make for creative application of the rule book...
  17. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Nah, still a sh------- call. Thomas didn't "interfere" with his oppirtunity to catch the ball, as the Vikings player was no where near catching it. All Thomas did was down it. The officials just gave the Vikings a 15 yard gift.
  18. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Someone did signal fair catch. Despite what the schmucks on the FOX broadcast said.
  19. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I've heard worse reasons, frankly. "Bush's speech preempted Survivor! I'm voting for Kerry..."
  20. Crap Throwing Monkey
    "By the way, it's truly alarming when Terry Glenn is considered the sane receiver on a football team."
  21. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Contract killing, apparently. Apparently he was a "convicted felon" with "multiple arrests for murder".
  22. Crap Throwing Monkey
    With that line? Nah...I was going to run with the "wierd feeling in the back of my mouth" phrase, putting it in the classic "Ed Gives Head" context...
  23. Crap Throwing Monkey
    And Connecticut is nothing more than a suburb of NYC anyway...
  24. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop taking amphetimines.
  25. Crap Throwing Monkey
    An energetic game of charades.
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