kegtapr

Why not just let your buddies piss in your mouth...it'll save you money.

What's that sound? Oh, that's just America telling you to shut the hell up and you're not as relevant as you thought you were. Please, somebody buy a ticket.

This makes me question if it's still real to me.

That's kegtapr@hotmail.com....say hi to her friends for me.

You two can settle this on the Keebler racing circuit.

Ok, I can't believe nobody has jumped on that.

I can't believe any of this advice. You should have gone for the new tried and true American method. You should have complained about the party but stayed in the room. At the swim meet, you then should have had your daughter pretend to drown, but get revived by the lifeguard. At this point, you can sue the hotel for not providing a safe enviornment for your daughter and claim she almost drowned due to the lack of sleep cause by the loud party below your room. Jeesh, don't you people know anything.

About half do. Another quarter end up in the short rough with the last quarter in another time zone. I've been getting good breaks this year though. The drives that do go astray usually happen where there is another hole to play on, not OB.

I see Rob Johnson is going to make it.

Usually I'd say you were correct, but my driver has been on fire this year. Can't do a damn thing around the greens, but I can sure get it off the tee.

[lamp] Friday......4 times [/lamp]

"When the !@#$ did we get ice cream!?!?" Watched that Saturday. I agree most of the movie was short on humor, but that line made me piss me pants.

Nothing a few well placed water ballons out the window couldn't have solved.

We found one "caniac." The search continues for the other nine.

There's room for two women in that thing?

Virginia

That was quick.

Oh hell. It's been fun. Thanks for the great season and something to actually cheer for. The chase is half the fun. Go Oilers. (I still can't believe I have to say that.)

You can't, it's been recalled.

Speaking of joints, Joe is in need.

All 10 of them

I am now officially convinced, there are no hockey Gods.

Problem is, the NHL knows what kind of team wins with the new rules. I'm afraid it only gets harder from here.

On the plus side, this team is young. They can break our hearts for another good 5-6 years.