Homelander

They can’t talk policy - they have nothing to offer unless it’s recycled scapegoats like DEI, trans people, or brown people bad.

Something’s seriously wrong with you - couldn’t find a fresh Covid headline to distract yourself and help you sleep at night?

This aged well.

@B-Man doesn’t want you focused on the real issues - he’d rather distract you with outrage over Pride and LGBTQ+ people, pretending they’re the root of everyday Americans’ problems.

Trump rolled out the red carpet for these guys.

Aww, look a retired nurse crying on a message board about Pride Month. They can’t handle the chaos drowning them, so they cling to tired distractions like a security blanket. Acting like being gay is some new threat, while ignoring Trump and Epstein’s well-documented crimes or Trump rolling out the red carpet for the Tate brothers. Truth is their kryptonite. They blame the border, but Trump is letting pedophiles and notorious drug cartels cross unchecked. They refuse to face reality. Pride Month isn’t the problem ignorance and fear are.

See, that’s the problem - it drives all the MAGA cultists insane. They blindly swallow everything Trump, Elon, or whatever the latest right-wing hero spits out, no matter how ridiculous, as long as it glorifies MAGA. And the moment you call them out? They completely lose it. Screaming for bans and censorship because they’re fragile as hell and can’t handle anything that doesn’t come wrapped in their propaganda. Just look at the fools scrambling to clean up Elon Musk’s drug-fueled mess.

So cute watching you preach about journalistic standards, but let’s be real - this isn’t about truth, it’s about protecting your idols - that's what this is all about for MAGA. If the New York Times ran an anonymous hit piece on Biden’s brain function, you'd be posting it with confetti. But the second it’s about Elon a guy whose public behavior speaks louder than any unnamed source - suddenly you’re a media ethics watchdog. You don’t care about facts. You just can’t handle criticism of people you’ve decided are above it and that's so you.

Ah yes, the adults are back - the ones who brought us record deficits, reality show politics, and policy via tweet. Spare us the fantasy novel about Guatemalan antelopes and ‘God-fearing patriots.’ What you’re describing isn’t leadership, it’s a culture war tantrum dressed up as governance. If this is what ‘adults’ look like, it’s no wonder the country’s exhausted.

Right? It’s like Covid magically appeared on January 20, 2021, and everything before that just got memory holed. Incredible how selective amnesia works.

Exactly - it's not just about distraction, it's about preemptive disruption. If you can keep people constantly reacting instead of thinking, you never have to confront real questions. The system thrives on noise, not substance and the less independently people think, the easier it is to sell them the illusion of choice.

Good thing they got rid of those DEI folks and replaced them with all this ‘white competence’ - it’s really going great.

Word is, Goebbels is fuming because an African American stole his wife. History has a twisted sense of irony.

If unelected bureaucrats quietly making decisions is the problem, then that’s an issue with how our government functions and it’s been that way across all administrations, Republican and Democrat. But let’s be real: MAGA constantly needs a conspiracy to explain the world, because facing their actual track record - from policy failures to indictments to chaos - is too uncomfortable. So, they invent shadow governments, stolen elections, and “deep states” to avoid taking accountability. It’s not patriotism. It’s deflection.

How much is the Trump 2.0 tax bill projected to add to the deficit? And how much did Trump’s 1.0 tax cuts add to the debt even before Covid hit? It’s wild how people rant without stopping to look at the numbers or think critically before responding.

Impressive imagination. If critical thinking looks like a tinfoil hat to you, no wonder you’re so comfortable being spoon-fed nonsense.