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I think we the fans can at least look forward to more down-to-earth, honest info from the GM's office. I don't particularly dislike TD, but I was getting pretty damn sick of the blah blah double-speak stuff that has been going around lately. I get enough of that BS at work. I think Marv knows what time it is and won't hesitate to say it.

At least Fake Fat Sunny knows how to use paragraph breaks.

I dare say there are a handful of people on this board who I would trust (as GM or Head Coach) to do better than five wins with this team.

...and I hope a bus full of JoeSixPack's Babe's Of The Day shows up at my house to have sex with me and do all my housework.

WTF?

Any discerning music fan will appreciate the sweet soothing sounds of the Butthole Surfers... http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00006I04...3-7959328?n=130

http://www.foxhome.com/officespace/officeSpaceGame.php

Cute girl. Dumber than a clump of dirt out in the road drying in the afternoon sunshine.

...and yet here you are, posting on the wall like a man! Bravo, sir! Hey, JP, you better take notice. You candy-ass punk! Mr. JP "I-can't-play-the-game-I-love-and-get-paid-millions-for-because-I-have-a-bruise-on-my-thigh" Losman. With your Little Bo Peep haircut and your 49% completion rate. Strap on the nads, son! (sorry, long day...)

I really want to see this, but I missed my chance for a while. It was playing here in Atlanta at one theatre for about 15 seconds and is gone now. I guess I'll just wait for the dvd.

Sure, Showtime sucks, but at least the show would still be out there and we would still be able to get the dvd's when they come out.

Holy crap, every single slack-ass punk on this team needs to read this article and learn something!

One more quick plug for the movie How's Your News. http://www.howsyournews.com/ Anyone interested in the topics in this thread would like this movie. It really is funny. And it really is done in a way that is respectful. Has anyone seen this movie who can back me up on this? I've recommended it to lots of friends and they always say it's great.

I agree 100%. By the way, have you ever heard of a movie called How's Your News? Here's a link... http://www.howsyournews.com/ It's a perfect example of using humor in a positive way. If you find this movie and watch it, you will be glad you did. No kidding, it's really great.

I have some thoughts on the use of the word "retard." I worked for two years doing direct care at a group home for developmentally disabled adults. I can say that when the word pops up (on TV, movies, out in public...) and they hear it, it does hurt. As a result, if you work in that environment, that particular word gains a great deal of stigma and power. It's like Lenny Bruce said, a bad word actually gains power from its being repressed. I would sometimes find myself feeling the need to say it out loud. Most of the people I worked with talked about this too. It's a hard job and with all the frustrations that build up, sometimes when you're away from work and away from the residents, you just wanna scream about how these "f***ing retards" are driving you crazy. In my opinion, this does not take anything away from the fact that you care about these people. It's just a matter of venting something that builds up. I don't think it's a bad thing to use the word, but you should always be careful about how and when. Many people are very sensitive about it, not just mentally disabled people themselves, but family members and people who work with developmental disabilities.

Apart from all other failures, the use of the word "product" in this context makes me sick.

Losman 3/14 71yds. 1 INT McGahee 6att. 5yds. S. Williams 3att. 4yds (I take back all the bad things I ever said about Wade Phillips)

Update... Losman 3/12 71 yds. 1 INT* McGahee 5att 4yds S.Williams 2att. 2yds. *against yet another decimated secondary, no less report on McGahee: "blow to the head; return questionable"

Losman 1/6 58yds. 1 INT McGahee 4att. 3yds.

They rope-a-dope for the first quarter, getting our hopes up with an early lead. Then they go to work with the body punches the rest of the way to thoroughly destroy our spirit.

I caught the show this summer in Atlanta. Excellent. J is insane with the volume. He'll stand right in front of the stack and actually stick his ear against the speaker. I don't know how a human ear can withstand that. Then again, I kind of suspected he was from outer space since the first time I heard him play.

Nice! I hereby nominate this as the DEFINITIVE Tom Cruise / sonogram joke, in the popular sub category of Questionable Manhood.

Glorifying the American icon: Chuck Norris _________________________________ Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

To quote Harvey Kietel in Pulp Fiction, "Let's not start s*%&ing eath other's c@s just yet, gentlemen." Let's wait until the kid throws for 200 yards in a single game first.

I just feel the need to keep saying it. I don't think that necessarily implies that TD is a failure (that's a separate discussion). I just think this team is missing the leadership ON THE FIELD that it needs. You can forget about the playoffs, but there's still some pride at stake. We still have a chance to beat up on our own division and win some games. I like that JP got pissed off at the media--that's a good sign. I'd like to see some other players take a little time off from bragging about how great they are individually and show some accountability for the scoreboard.