Cugalabanza

No, it's definitely the baby Jesus. But that's not the virgin Mary. That's Joe Pesci and it looks like he's drowning the baby. I guess it's true that you see what you want to see.

Nice work! I've found that I can even improve those numbers with the stragic use of certain 80-proof fuel additives. Emissions, well… that's still a bit of an issue.

Noun: douchebag [doosh bag] 1. A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas 2. (slang) An insult similar to "a--hole" or "jerk". The metaphor of identifying a person as a douchebag is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.

Sure, maybe you could hang out and listen to the new Gnarls Barkley cd.

Did you not get the handbook? Right there on page 1, under THINGS YOU NEVER DO...

That's what they all say. But consider this: when a girl says to you, "what an unbelievable prick!" she might not be talking about what's in your pants. I'm just sayin'...

I blame us, the viewers. If we all did our part and went out and bought more lite beer, huge pick-up trucks and male enhancement pills, then the damn thing would pay for itself.

That's tough. I'm not sure there are any living actors capable of matching the creepy weirdness of these two. They might have to use CGI. If Jim Henson was still alive, I'd say he could do it... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Dick Cheney Sam the Eagle as Donald Rumsfeld

Wow! I hope for your sake that you have good evidence for this. That's a serious accusation. If Mr. Ball gets a good lawyer and builds a solid He-Who-Smelt-It-Delt-It defense, you could be in trouble. I hope you are prepared to demonstrate the spring fresh pooplessness of your own pants in front of a judge and jury.

Happy Birthday you kooky, nutty bastards. You're nutty.

The tricky part is that I'm sure Oliver Stone wants to show all the terrible aspects of this administration, but when you have an actor trying to portray George W., it's impossible to see it as anything other than a comedy. Seems like a tough task for Josh Brolin.

Cheetos and Jameson's. It's awesome not having any family within 250 miles.

No, it's just a coincidence that they're both from the same director, Krystoff Kieslowski.

The summer movie I'm really looking forward to is Don't Squeeze The Charmin: The Motion Picture. Robert Deniro stars as the guy who said, "please don't squeeze the Charmin" in all those old commercials. The movie tells the heart-wrenching story of one man's glorious rise to super-stardom, and the terrible toll it took on him and his moustache.

Nonsense! If that's true, how do you explain him riding a bicycle in my avatar?

Happy Birthday to you all! A toast... to the magnifence of bastards everywhere!!!

My favorite stupid rap name is C-Murder. It really paid off with the headline, C-Murder Convicted Of Murder.

yes and no

Ow, that hurt my soul.

Happy Birthday, buftex!

I agree with David Cross… It IS important to the health of America. I hope Dick Cheney dies watching it.

New project for HBO David Cross and Bob Odenkirk to work on HBO sitcom Late Friday evening, Alvin and the Chipmunks star David Cross made a big announcement on the website he shares with his Mr. Show co-creator, Bob Odenkirk—after 10 years apart (artistically speaking), the comedic geniuses will reunite this spring to film a pilot for HBO. Not that the two men haven't been busy during their alone time. Cross released a couple of comedy albums on Sub Pop, stole innumerable scenes as Tobias Fünke on Fox's similarly cult-worshipped and soon-to-be-feature-filmified Arrested Development and portrayed "Anna Nicole Smith's" "lawyer" on Law & Order: Criminal Intent, while Odenkirk directed a few underappreciated movies and, later, embraced the internet and became a massive draw on comedy video site SuperDeluxe.com. Last Wednesday, Cross, who's currently shooting a Judd Apatow flick in Louisiana, spoke to the MTV Movies Blog about the pilot (tentatively titled "David's Situation"), relaying that, "It’s a sitcom...It will follow a traditional sitcom feeling, but will also feel like a big sketch, even though the characters will remain the same each week.” Back in his corner of the blogosphere, Cross served up some additional, tantalizing details for Mr. Show fans to drool over: "We should be shooting in LA in the beginning of MAY. We'll keep you posted on exactly when and where (we'll have room for 150 audiencers). We are both very, very excited about it and feel it's really strong and important to the health of America." If you're wondering what all this Bob and David hubbub is about, locate your nearest 25-to-35-year-old, (probably) intelligent, (probably) male friend who drinks PBR, listens to metal and quite possibly has a reptile for a pet, then ask if you can borrow his Mr. Show DVDs. If he's a true fan he'll turn 'em right over, and we'll all get well together. (Or you could just watch this gem from season two of Mr. Show, featuring "worldwide billiards champion" Van Hammersly):

That's a good pic. Looks like a great dog!

I don't own any of these things. It so happens that I do heart my penis, but I am able to restrain myself from advertising it.

Don't try to belittle my genius, filthy blasphemer!