A couple years ago I was helping a friend move. He's a compulsive box-labeller, so there were boxes marked with stuff like, "bowls, spices, cooking utensils" or "rock t-shirts and ties," etc…
So, at one point, my other friend and I come across this big box labelled "Krusty Socks." Of course we demanded an explanation. He claims he has a Krusty the Clown talking doll and he put it with his socks for some reason. We're like, "yeah right, buddy, whatever you say, wankboy." We still give the guy hell for that one.