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Cugalabanza

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  1. Gee Drew, can I be big and strong like you and throw for lots of yards? Can I, huh? Huh, can I?
  2. Well, he certainly didn't strain it writing too many checks.
  3. Ha! He went back in time and married young hot Demi Moore again.
  4. It's kind of a creepy thing, knowing that you are going to suffer abject misery and disgrace at a specific time six months in the future.
  5. How 'bout a giant spinning wheel that they bring out at the start of overtime and each team spins it so see how many points they need to win the game? The values range from 2 to 11. The hard part? You can't go over.
  6. I think the team that loses the coin toss should be given a chance to make it 2 out of 3, if they can answer a series of pop trivia questions. Then 3 out of 5, etc… with gradually more difficult questions. Of course, the home team would have the advantage of fans shouting answers. Seriously though, you know what would be kind of fun? No punts in overtime!
  7. Convoluted. Inelegant. Awkward. Ugly.
  8. Well, I guess I assumed he must have outperformed somebody somewhere because, as I understand it, he drives a very expensive car. But then again, maybe he just inherited a load of cash.
  9. Dan Marino is a good example of the Mr. Magoo Phenomenon: Sometimes a simpleton will outperform the competition by virtue of not being distracted by complex thoughts. Other popular examples: George W. Bush, Tom Cruise, Don King, Glen Beck, Kirsten Dunst, SKOOBY, etc...
  10. I'm glad they are not changing it. I like it the way it is. Two reasons: 1. Simplicity 2. Sudden death is cool I don't feel bad for a team that loses in OT on the first possession. They should have either (a) won it in regulation or (b) played better defense in OT.
  11. Congrats, damj! You realize, of course, that we're going to keep referring to you as "rookie."
  12. Larry the Cable Guy? Oh dear god, no.
  13. That's good stuff
  14. Cheers, Buftex! Have a great birthday!
  15. That is just really rough. I'm sorry for your losses. I hope you are doing ok.
  16. Oh yeah? What was he telling you?
  17. Dammit! I suppose you're right. Foiled once again by the convoluted and mysterious workings of the female nether-regions. Story of my life!
  18. Oooh, and "clitigation!"
  19. I don't know how this issue is going to turn out, but I would like to take this opportunity to coin a new word: Vagislation. Don’t think about stealing it--I've already started the trademark paperwork.
  20. Wow! I could feel myself getting angry reading that.
  21. Yes-a, Thees eeza true-a.
  22. That's funny. I almost included the first album by the Scorpions, Lonesome Crow. It's a completely different sound for them--nothing like what they came to be known for. Michael Schenker was in the band and his guitar playing is pleasingly frantic, ridiculous and excellent. I used to have Fly To The Rainbow too, on cassette. I remember liking it.
  23. Hmmm… I wonder if the commish told Marshawn he'd get off without any suspension if he makes a statement and apologizes and shows that he is sincere… Could be a good thing?
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