I don't know what SBF's last job was, but it apparently involved having his hands & wrists in perilous circumstances on a regular basis. I'm gonna guess: horse proctologist?
Can do that double-jointy thing where he sort of bends his thumb back weirdly and touches it to his forearm. It’s really useful because he can always get girls super turned on instantly wherever he goes.
SBF is a warm, hospitable host. So much so that, if he invites you over to his place, he typically answers the door in just a loose bathrobe, to help you feel at ease and to show you that he's not all uptight about stuff like that.
I think this is awesome and funny.
http://www.bbc.com/future/gallery/20171207-the-objects-designed-to-be-as-uncomfortable-as-possible
I checked out the designer’s website and it’s great too. I don’t know why I love this stuff, but the “inflatable doorknob” just makes me happy.
https://www.theuncomfortable.com/
You seem strangely committed to this position. Actually, I already have a vacation day scheduled for tomorrow, so I'm free to stay home and make no attempt to hide the fact that I feel very good. Thank you for your concern.