[[SUW] My wife and I have been invited to]

Do they have a vibrator that will make my old lady stop snoring and on sub zero days help jumpstart the car? If so pick me up two of them.

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Kelly, you really are one funny bastard!

[If the game came down to Drew or Lindell]

Lindell - 80% chance of missing the kick.

 

Bledsoe - 90-95% chance of getting sacked (not exaggerating)

 

Yes, I would go with Lindell.

[If the game came down to Drew or Lindell]

35 with 0:08 on the clock...no TO's

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0:08 on the clock? Well, 52 yards is a long field goal, but i think he could hit 20% of them or more. 8 seconds with this offense would give us NO chance of 2 plays (sadly).

 

And, we cant risk the sack.

 

 

In this scenario, I kick the low-percentage FG.

[Golic criticized Willis]

risk? might as well not even practice, the risk is too great

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No, because practice will give you some benefit. Chasing a guy that he knew he wouldnt catch is risk with no benefit.

 

Basically, all of you people wanted him to put on a show for the fans, to show that he was a "team" player. He obviously knew it was a lost cause, and felt there was no point in risking injury.

 

Personally, I dont care if he is a team player. I don't care if he walks through the locker room Bryan Cox style, whipping everyone off. If he comes out on the field and runs for 100 yards a game, I wouldnt care.

[If the game came down to Drew or Lindell]

It's sad that I really cannot give you an honest answer to this question.

 

I don't know.

[[SUW] My wife and I have been invited to]

Yet another signpost on the road to our civilization's demise...

 

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What is worse? A couples sex toy party, or Oprahs book club?

[[SUW] My wife and I have been invited to]

 

Anybody ever been to one?

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link?

[If the game came down to Drew or Lindell]

I always hated these "would you rather chew your own arm off or french kiss your grandma" type questions.

 

...so I didn't even vote.

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chew off my own arm.

 

 

I picked Lindell. Drew is honestly done. Like when were inside the 10 last week and he TOOK OFF AS IF HE COULD ACTUALLY RUN!! Even the annoucer said "he had plenty of time to stay in the pockert... maybe 2 or 3 more seconds!!!"

 

AHHHHHHHH!

[Would you pay $3500 for cat?]

Well for starters, stop spreading peanut butter on your balls.

 

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I did... Didn't work.

 

but there's no way Im gonna stop wearing my boxers that are made out of beef jerky.

[Would you pay $3500 for cat?]

I think that's how much it costs for a regular pooch hotel in rochester...and since i have 2 dogs, i just have my friend take care of them if i do go out of town

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see, my dog has this annoying habit of crying whenever i am not around. She is friendly as hell, but if, when I leave for work, she cries for a long time. She is attached to me more than she should be. For example, if i take a shower, she lays outside the bathroom door until i come out. That being said, I didnt want to leave her with my friend, who would at night basically have to let her sleep with him, or else she would cry. Its a habit i have to break her of, but im not sure how.

[BF in Indiana]

You want to know what everyone?

 

Yes I'm still on cloud 9.  You want to know why?  This team surpassed every one of my expectations.  Unlike the Buffalo Bills of the last few years, they showed heart on the field.  When the chips were down at different points in the season they came out and prevailed in tough situations.

 

They gave me memories that will last a lifetime as a sports fan.  Jim Edmonds home run in Game 6 against Houston was just an extension of what this team has been about all year.  They never quit, and they never gave in.  I've never been so excited in my life as when Womack scooped up the grounder and tossed it to Pujols to send us to the World Series.

 

And best of all, I got to enjoy it with my dad.  That is something that you people can never trash no matter how hard you want to try.

 

Thanks and have a good day.

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BF is being too nice...

 

Someone must have told him he is #1 on the depth chart.

[Bills NFL's worst red-zone offense]

Even if we won the game 12-10, it would be the saddest day in the history of pro football.

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indeed.

[BF in Indiana]

How can you call the Cardinals the best team in baseball?  Their pitching is terrible.

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didn't they win like four hundred games this year?

[Updated depth chart per bb.com]

I think stevestojan scores more than our offense......that's a sad statement.

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sad indeed....

 

[Well, they've done it at RB....]

The Buffalo Bills a "Kinder Gentler type of Football Team"

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The new promo tape for the Bills:

 

"Is your team too rough?"

 

"Do they get mad when you run your mouth?"

 

"Has your poor performance gotten you benched?"

 

Well, have we got the place for you! Orchard Park, NY! Its a lovely place to live, and even if you don't deserve to play, we wont tell you that, we'll put you're name at #1 on the depth chart, and figure out what that means later! But for now, you are the starter; you are the man! Come to Buffalo: A kindler, gentler football team!

 

"I'm Tom Donahoe and I approve this message"

[Well, they've done it at RB....]

start Bledsoe and Matthews...

 

this way you don't bench bledsoe, and matthews can get his feet wet playing right next to bledsoe.

 

Because heaven forbid you hurt anyone's feelings.

[Updated depth chart per bb.com]

This HAS to be a joke... we are going to turn into the running joke of the League... Like the "bungles" used to be ... that's us now..

 

we have a depth chart that shows 12 men starting...

 

unreal.

[Party plans for the weekend?]

Preparring for a case of the stevestojans?

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many cases of the *****

[Game Two of the World Series]

what an awesome rendition!  JT is DA Bomb!  If you ever get the opportunity to see him live do it, he is friggin great!

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That's what i thought - but EVERYONE is ripping on it... i just like the simplicity of it (I just typed out simpleness and realized that was waaay off ) His voice is great.

[And with the #33 overall pick,]

Wait, is that how the 2nd round works? Is it just a repeat of the first round????????

 

Because say we end up with the worst record in football, I know we would get the #1 overall, but since Dallas gets that, we would get the #1 in round two??

 

R. Rich, explain...

[Would you pay $3500 for cat?]

ears aren't part of the face, they're part of the head....

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well, then .. in that case.. .my secret is out...

 

but, some chicks dig it... !!

 

It looks like one of those dinosaurs from Jurassic Park that spit poison... except mine does spit poison.

[Would you pay $3500 for cat?]

Your dick has yoda ears?  No wonder you never get laid.

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I said "except for the face"!!

[Party plans for the weekend?]

My plans for this weekend are cases and cases of beer and a 12 pack of Ammodium AD.

[Would you pay $3500 for cat?]

Like these?

 

sphynx cats

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That resembles what I image my penis will look like when Im 90...

 

minus the face, of course.

[Would you pay $3500 for cat?]

Gee, I've heard of "getting into the game" but how much will that set you back?  Which coach?  Tolbert, Wyche, Gray?

 

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haha!