RobbRiddick

I swear to god, I was just trying to cook marshmallows over the campfire. There were no sticks within reach so I improvised

Karaoke with OJ

mock drafts are like marriage. (my wife has hair like Mel Kiper)

Dild*s are very flammable though. Don't ask me how I know this

In my experience it's better to have the BBQ OUTSIDE the stadium

It's a brutal conference. You can see why Brady decided to return. The AFC is going to beat the crap out of itself all season and then into the playoffs. Brady will probably end up playing a divisional round game against the Lions or something. I'd actually drop the Bengals a bit this season and have them missing the playoffs but that's just a hunch. I agree the Ravens will be back, flying under the radar nicely. they're so well coached. I still place the Chiefs highly until they prove otherwise. People wrote them off early this season and they came storming back, just like the Pats used to when people proclaimed them dead. As Mahomes would say, "I'll see it when I believe it"

This news seems to have been overshadowed by the Hill trade

LOL I just went there after posting this. First thread title I see: Patrick Mahomes will make any WR look good, herp derp! https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=343098 Those morons are nothing if not predictable

I'm guessing the guys at Chiefs Planet aren't a bit worried: "F*** Hill. Mahomes don't need him. He can turn undrafted FAs into a pro bowlers"

I agree. Facing him twice a year in the division vs Jets or Phins is so much better than in the playoffs with Mahomes and Andy Reid calling the plays

Literally every Dolphins fan now

I've already found the next Josh Allen. Goofy kid from the neighbourhood. 7ft 2 and naive. I pay him to walk around my house (when the wife is at work) wearing nothing but a Josh Allen jersey. Sometimes he cleans for me. We don't talk much but we have spent that last month coming up with our own TD dance which we do when he's finished mopping the kitchen floor. His name is Lenny, sometimes he remembers to answer to Josh

Is this thing on? It's getting ready to be on

Hands up anyone who'd like to be Whaley's right-hand man

Hopefully this guy has aching knee joints by the end of the season

This is nuts! Some interesting stuff about the Chiefs game (how he was in the zone) and some Q&A from fans

Patrick's brother finally has a dance partner

I always admire the way Chiefs fans can take literally any subject and bring it back to Mahomes. "Hey Jerry, this conflict between Russia and Ukraine is terrible, huh?" "Yeah, seen those Russian missiles? Almost as deadly as a Mahomes pass"

I was really hoping he'd be holding a glass of whiskey like the Christmas video

That's a LOT of cash but maybe Deshaun can recommend someone who can massage the cap figure

I don't know much about Kyler aside from watching him play so it's probably unfair of me to constantly judge him on his body language during games. But he's always struck me as the kind of guy who's more than happy to posture and take the credit when something good happens, but pouts on the sideline when things aren't going well. For all I know he's a great leader and well liked in the locker room and I'm prepared to be corrected but from what I've seen during his time in the NFL he just looks like a me first guy who spent his entire life being the kid with the most athletic ability and struggles to cope now that he's in a league where he isn't the best on the field every game.

Has the Little Mac thrown a pass more than 15 yards yet?

Hey, if it wasn't for her I would never have married her sister

I think the last time I watched was some time in the late 80s. It's just pointless. I did enjoy watching some of the skill challenges this week though. The QB ones especially were fun, it's just a shame the top QBs weren't taking part. It'd be funny to see Allen do that thread the needle challenge, just firing the ball as hard as he can at those DBs trying to block the ball away. They could do more challenges that would be fun to watch like tug of war with the linemen, distance kicks with the, erm, kickers. Maybe they do similar stuff, I haven't seen much of it. And I guess the worry over injuries limits what they can ask the guys to do

On the day of the 1991 pro bowl I returned home early with a case of beer, all set to watch the game and caught my ex wife on the sofa, having intimate relations with our neighbor, Big Pat (I never learned why they called him that). To make matters worse, all Pat was wearing was an oversized Marino jersey which flapped around his girthy mid section as my wife slapped his a*s and yelled "you should have gone higher than Kelly!"