"Any Pregame/Ingame Ritual(s) to Guarantee the Win ?"
Having alcohol on hand. It does not guarantee a win or loss.
But it does help celebrate wins and soothes the pain of losing.
Gore: 45 fumbles on 4016 touches = a fumble every 89 touches.
How Yeldon is deemed a proven fumbler over Gore escapes me.
Yeldon averages 5 yds per touch, Gore 4.7. Yeldon could help too.
Wife & I spending it with our 5 & 6 y.o. grandkids while their parents cavort.
We'll let them eat whatever they want and run around with them like crazy.
I'll be shot early on and Mema will put the kids to bed and drive me home.
That's when News Years indulging begins for us. Grandma does partake.
Houston's sitting their starting QB and best offensive player heading into the playoffs ?
Man, that sounds crazy. Like something could happen to them in a meaningless game.
Gosh darn it ! Now outsiders will make fun of this and the weather here.
Time to dig up my "Buffalo's Talkin' Proud" memorabilia.
I'll show them ! I'll show them all !!!
"Will There Ever Be Another Punter Like Ray Guy ?"
......I wonder the same thing about Madonna minus the punting expectation.
My wife is well aware, knows the situation, if ever.....