ROCBillsBeliever

Jimbo did it, in his prime:

I snagged some from Tops one year, SafeLite another year, and I think a Monroe Muffler or some other auto shop. Never had any trouble with any of those. Yeah, you did need to know where to go and when, but it wasn't like waiting for 12,000 people ahead of you, only to have the app crash, and you end up getting nothing. I guess I figure if I go somewhere and I'm late, that's on me for being late; if an app tells you you can get your ticket, then proceeds to barf all over itself and deny you a ticket... that pisses me right off.

How is it more of a mess to just have tickets offered at local businesses, like in the past? This is like some sort of terrible H.R. joke, out of the Office Space playbook...

Yep! That would be the clip. Gruesome! Don't pick off my quarterback!

That Kelly hit, after he was picked off, where he obliterated the DB's leg was about as brutal a hit as I've seen.

A late round CB I don't know? Probs going to be good. Given McD's track record, I will never doubt one of his CB selections.

YESSSSS!!!! Bye bye, Haack!

A-EFFIN'-MEN! Woolen!!!

Yes. Yes, I am.

Beane on days 1 & 2: "I'm hording 6th rounders to move up and steal a pick in the 4th or 5th!" Beane on day 3: 😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤

Crap... Whelp... Let's enjoy all of our sixth round bounty 🙄

5th and an early 6th to move into the 4th. Two sixes to move into the 5th. 7th round long snapper 🤷

We had Doubs in for a visit, and from what I gather, he is both speedy, and underrated, and he played at Nevada, so probably doesn't have the buzz that a receiver of his talents should have. Color me interested.

I needed some time to "process" this pick... I have come upon my conclusion: Vosean Joseph 2.0 (except Joseph was taken in the 5th... FIFTH... round - 2019). -Undersized LB "tweener". -Fast trigger. -Made splash plays, but also got duped, from time to time. -Vicious tackler, but undisciplined. From the bit of snatching at straws I've done, Bernard seems to be more disciplined, and a better character / smarts guy. TWO ROUNDS better, though? Well... I hope so... I really effin hope so. Beane: You are testing all of our collective hope. I'm praying you're right!

The Bills will draft a Himalayan mountain goat and a bumblebee with an odd number of wings. Beane will tell us, in the pressers, that the NFL is moving towards low-oxygen playing environments, and that nobody has figured out how to cover a bumblebee with five wings...

I am only here because maybe four sixths equal a third? Ok... I'm going to find a newspaper salesperson who specializes in obscure Baylor, TX sporting print, and shake him down for some intel on this pick...

There... fixed it for you...

Beane: "Trust me, guys, we don't need more football players. This guy knows how to cross-stitch, is a former choir boy, helps old ladies cross rivers, and has an elementary level of comprehension of Mandarin."

I have no clue who Bernard is... I mean... I have zero clue if any team had him on their radar... And now Parham goes? I don't even... Undersized unknown tweener who would have been available as a UDFA? 😭

HELL YEAH! Keep pushing guys down to us! THANK YOU!

Well, we can all take some measure of relief in that the Chiefs aren't going to leapfrog us... We might have a chance at not dropping back, again.

YES PLEASE!!!

FINALLY!!!!

True, true; good reminders. Thanks, bud!